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Not Funny at all.

I saw a headline the other day that was something like- “Scientists explain why no Locust Swarms in North America this year.” Well, I guess it’s alright then.

America’s Cup 35, Challenger Playoff Semifinal

When I think about Bushcrafting I’ve devised a pyramid of need. The first two steps are mostly preliminary to the third, which is vital. You need a knife. Endlessly useful in breaking down material they’re very difficult to construct in a primitive environment (not impossible). Your best bet is to have one, doesn’t have to …

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Wake up, Maroon.

A Keel? A Rudder? A Sail? Those are things a Ship needs. What a Ship is… Is Freedom. Finals next, but they’re not posted yet because? We’re on AC36 in case you’re keeping score and the actual factual races won’t take place before January – February 2021 (which makes sense because it’s in New Zealand). …

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What Makes A Sandwich A Sandwich? Well, if you believe the myth it’s a piece of bread or two (there is considerable debate on this point) with a stuffing that you can eat without utensils while playing cards and not getting them greasy. On a deeper level, what is anything? Plato posited “Absolutes” which carried …

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More about Freemasonry than Doggies actually. I suppose for disclosure’s sake you should know I was Master of a Lodge, but I’ve already told you that.

Not my best week ever. How about you? Not that I didn’t know this, I am widely read and pay attention, but the WNBA Players picking up on Breonna “Say Her Name” Taylor has exposed some hermits and shut ins.

Take some $100 bills or better yet some $10,000 1 Year Ts and tear them up while standing in a Cold Salt Water Shower in a City Grid sucking Tanning Bed for a couple of hours. That’s the Home Version losers get as a consolation prize. Ever since Dennis Connor became the first loser and …

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I’m thinking about ‘Confirmed Truths’ as a substitute. Adrenochrome. You won’t need much. Adrenochrome. It makes pure mescaline seem like ginger beer. “Where’d you get this? Adrenochrome isn’t the kind of thing you can just buy. It comes from the adrenaline glands from a living human body.” I got it as payment from a client, …

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Jenny Nicholson. Actually a fascinating memoir of a peculiar intersection of Internet, Nerd World, FanCon, Toy Merchandising, and Furry Porn.