I thought we could all use a bit of a pick-me-up, so here’s some entertaining quotes. The following are personal ads compiled by the editors of America’s Best Non-Essential Writing 2007. I find these both to be funny as hell, and also rather insightful into the romantic lives of people today.
American Man, 57. I just want a girlfriend. What the hell is going on here?
Angry trollop, 37. Offers?
Meet the new me. Like the old me, only less nice after three months without any sexual intercourse. 42 year old fruitcake (F).
Nihilist seeks nothing.
Woman, 43, would like to meet a man – any man – whose evolutionary path isn’t that of Homer Simpson. Suspecting that’s too difficult, I may go lesbian.
Hello girls of Mumbai and beyond! I am looking for an obnoxious girlfriend of one week to restore my glee in being single.