Dear Friends,
It has come to my attention that Bob Johnson, a stalwart Democrat heretofore unknown, indeed unknowable as a political shrinking violet, has succumbed to the ululating horror. The world promised to him in the murals was found to be uninhabitable. He was last seen entering the Mouth of Madness in the Maelstrom of Irrelevance. He begs the planners of the next proposed Antarctic expedition to stay away from things that should not be loosed on this Earth. Please consider contributing to his undying cause of cracking Bill Kristol on the beak.
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