As you may recall, my SeaMonkeys went missing. I alerted the media and there was some initial interest… until they asked me if any of the SeaMonkeys were blond. I said that I didn’t know and they hung up.
I was devastated, but I pulled myself together. I ordered a Chia Pet (AS Seen On TV)
to help me through the tough times. Unfortunately, after the green hair grew out, the damned thing looked like a drunken Bill Clinton after a St. Patrick’s Day Party gone wrong. Now I like Bill but it was too spooky having his head sitting there on my coffee table staring at me. So spooky in fact, I put it in the closet.
It was then that I noticed that the SeaMonkey Aquarium I had previously abandoned in the dark closet had changed.
It was glowing….
It started innocently. The Ponies were taking up too much space.