Late Night Today

Late Night Today is for our readers who can’t stay awake to watch the shows. Everyone deserves a good laugh.

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert is on hiatus this week

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

Ted Cruz: The Booger on the Lip of Democracy

From kissing Trump’s ass to swallowing his own boogers, this is The Daily Show-ography of Ted Cruz

Biden’s Optical Illusion Photo, Vaccines for Teens & Joshes Face Off

12-to-15-year-olds can get vaccinated soon, the Bidens and the Carters take an interesting photo, Will Smith gets candid about his body, the “Disaster Girl” Meme NFT sells for $500,000, guys named Josh face off in a pool-noodle brawl, and Colgate invests in a toothpaste breakthrough.

Late Night with Seth Meyers

Seth Wants to Keep Elbow Bumps, Work from Home and Hobbies After the Pandemic

Seth goes over a few things from life under COVID-19 that we should consider keeping long-term, such as wearing masks on the subway.

Jimmy Kimmel Live

May the 4th Be With You, Melinda & Bill Gates Split and Vaccine Advice from Real Doctors

After 27 years of marriage Melinda & Bill Gates have decided to part ways, the FDA is expected to authorize the use of the Pfizer vaccine for children ages 12 to 15, Star Wars Day is being celebrated around the world and since tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo we came up with a special character to honor both days, Jimmy interviews Luke Skywalker’s hand, we look at the difference between Dr. Fauci working for Trump vs working for Joe Biden, and since roughly 26% of Americans are planning to skip the vaccine altogether, we asked some real doctors and nurses to offer their best advice to those who are on the fence.

The Late Late Show with James Corden

Should We Take the Show On a Cruise Ship?

James Corden kicks off the show excited to have both Ellen DeGeneres and his network executive, Nick Bernstein, in the studio. James has some tough questions for Nick about his contract extension and the show’s sponsors which leads to a brainstorm about bringing the show to a cruise ship for a week. And we manage to get into some headlines.