Late Night Today is for our readers who can’t stay awake to watch the shows. Everyone deserves a good laugh.
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Even the narrator is feeling the frustration.
Republican Senators Rand Paul, Marco Rubio and Rick Scott couldn’t bring themselves to watch as House prosecutors opened their impeachment case with a video demonstrating in no uncertain terms that the former president bears responsibility for the deadly insurrection at the U.S. Capitol Building
The Daily Show with Trevor Noah
As Trump’s second impeachment trial begins, Democrats show a video of Trump’s speech on January 6 interspersed with scenes of violence from his supporters, and his defense team struggles to make its case.
A woman made headlines for using Gorilla Glue in place of hairspray, and Dulcé Sloan balks at the absurdity of it while marveling at the resourcefulness.
Tens of thousands of farmers are taking to the streets of New Delhi to call for the repeal of India’s contentious new agriculture laws.
Late Night with Seth Meyers
Seth takes a closer look at former President Donald Trump’s second impeachment trial, where House impeachment managers laid out powerful evidence of his guilt while most Republican senators had no interest in holding him accountable.
Jimmy Kimmel Live
The circus is back in Washington for the second impeachment trial of Donald Trump, Republicans are too afraid to do the right thing, the two lawyers defending Trump formed a disaster duo and Trump was said to be deeply unhappy, officials in Palm Beach are discussing whether or not he is allowed to live at Mar-a-lago, Trump sycophants always use his middle initial when saying his name, plans are in place to safely re-open Broadway, and while Jimmy is more than happy to wait his turn but with that being said – he gives a list of people he should get the vaccine before, and he chats with a “vaccine hunter”
The Late Late Show with James Corden
James Corden looks at the headlines, first diving into the opening day of Donald Trump’s second impeachment trial in the Senate. The star of the day was Trump’s new lawyer, Bruce Castor, and his general inability to articulate arguments. And James checks in with the show band to see what’s on their Valentine’s Day playlist.