But at least I can apply for French Citizenship.

All you have to do to is be born in a former French Territory, like Michigan.

I bless the day Richard and Emily took me away. Kept me from being brain damaged like the rest of my relatives.

Plans to kidnap Whitmer, overthrow government spoiled, officials say
Robert Snell and Melissa Nann Burke, The Detroit News
Published Oct. 8, 2020

Federal agents said Thursday they thwarted a plot to violently overthrow the government and kidnap Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer — a conspiracy that included visits to her home in northern Michigan and training with explosive devices.

The alleged plot involved conspirators who met during a Second Amendment rally at the Capitol in Lansing in June and reached out to members of a Michigan militia known as the Wolverine Watchmen for reinforcements, according to state and federal officials.

The court filing alleges the conspirators twice conducted surveillance at Whitmer’s personal vacation home in northern Michigan and discussed kidnapping her to a “secure location” in Wisconsin to stand “trial” for treason prior to the Nov. 3 election.

“Several members talked about murdering ‘tyrants’ or ‘taking’ a sitting governor,” an FBI agent wrote in the affidavit. “The group decided they needed to increase their numbers and encouraged each other to talk to their neighbors and spread their message.”

Lots more details including the curious case of Eric Allport.