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Ok, in case you’re confused, Butt-Head was the smart one (well, by comparison) with the dark hair and Bevis was the Blonde Haired Maniac who transformed into Cornholio by putting his T-Shirt Collar over his Head and chanted Fire, FIRE!, FIRE!!! on random occasions.

Not that my inner Boy Scout is anything like that.

I tell you, Les Stroud is the only one you should listen to. Mostly everyone else is a Fake (Bear Grillis) or a Quack (Joe Teti) or a Fake and a Quack.