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Am I Sam? I do not like cowards in either House. I do not like whitewashing a louse. Bottomless Pinocchio, is a Traitor and has to go.

Ok, now you see why I don’t write Children’s Books and am a poor Ted Geisel substitute.

This piece depressed me because Sam seems to be buying into the Barr Memo

I’m with Adam Schiff.


Because why would you ever need translators? Doesn’t everyone speak ‘Murikan?

Ah, just everyone who matters. Including Putin who speaks flawless unaccented Broadcast Standard (those KGB Language Schools are good) but pretends not to.