Madam Zelda! Madam Zelda!

Is it true this house is haunted?

Silence! The Spirits are about to speak. (Thunder. Strobes) I see death, Death, DEATH! (Blackout)

Yeah, that sketch took about as long to write as it did to type but it was highly successful on the Haunted House circuit, 15 days, 30 or 40 shows a night. It’s much more effective with the scary music, the strobe lighting, and the blackout at the end.

It’s not flashy like the rabid Gorilla reaching through the bars, more a Henry James kind of feel.