Wardrobe Malfunction

Look, I think we have lots of patriarchal Puritan restrictions on female body exposure. Any beach you can parade your ball hugger Speedo on is fair game. I myself tend to be modest in my Vacation kit because I’m not very fit. I am old and I burn easily. Normally I wear flashy Hawaiian shirts and Cargp Shorts, and when forced into a bathing suit definitely Jams.

Not trying to beat the clock anymore, no need for Sharkskins.

So I have body issues, but I respect people who don’t and tits? Everybody got ’em.

But I understand they’re an object of erotic fascination to some and so it was with mild amusement I watched Miley Cyrus. No, I’ll not post the videos of her performances, I’ve known her since Hannah Montana (bad on sooo many levels) and her Country Pop has no attraction to me so I won’t subject you to it.

Still I applaud her fashion forward statement and if celebrity side boob it the kind of thing that floats your boat there was plenty of that. I found myself puzzling over the anchor points.

Oh, you want Christmas themed SNL. Well…

Every time a bell rings, someone you know quits, or goes to jail.

The Best Christmas Ever

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

We Kid, We Kid

The Backside

Secret Santa

Theresa May

Not Particularly Christmas Related


Not a Cell Phone Video

The Kennel Club


You know, I featured Weezer earlier today, this is their big hit-

Yes they did that and it was a really big deal.

Pork and Beans

This is a cut off The Black Album, their 5th eponymous release-

That was October, in November we have this-

Know my Weezer? Damn Straight!

Oh, you want news. Sure, I guess..

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