The Rachael Ray Show

“Who can you trust most not to show you their penis in a professional setting? Is it the candidate who doesn’t have a penis?”

Featuring Elvis Impersonators, up and coming Country Music Star Angela Paxton, Bagpipes, Accordions, Theramin, and a chorus of children playing Recorders.

Oh and Reed Frogs and Frittatas (there aren’t really any Frittatas, everything else is true).