Tonight, I owe Donald Trump an apology. Tonight, I was moved and inspired. Tonight, I have hope and faith in America again.

It may go away tomorrow…
But tonight, America is great again. — Frank Luntz

Frank Luntz has a bad haircut. He’s also fat.

Oh, and he’s a lying sack of crap. His toady tweets did not escape the observation of that bastion of D.C. “Centrism”, Morning Joe, and though he plays one on TV even they were not buying Luntz’s “Centerist” act today.

If you’re possibly unaware, the nighttime news is taped (in front of a live audience to be sure) sometime between 4 and 6 pm EST. But not last night, last night they were live.

Trevor Noah

Stephen Colbert

Jimmy Kimmel

Jimmy takes these racist assholes far too seriously. Stormy Daniels I’ll show you at another time you perverts.

Finally, for the truly paranoid and weird take (when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro)-

Jordan Klepper