July 20, 2017 archive

Things continue to get weirder.

  Mr. Harris, we have your fingerprints on the safe. A photo of you opening the safe. A post using the hashtag #JustRobbedTheSafe. So, what are we supposed to think? #HipperThanThou: Yeah, so you were going for that The Shining reference Stephen. Wake Up! It’s 2017 not 1991. We call it The Black Lodge.

Transvaginal Ultrasound

In case I haven’t made it crystal I don’t have one and of the other I’ve had more than enough. The thing about Ultrasound is that they smear you up with K-Y Jelly and send you back home sticky and icky. I much prefer MRIs (where the receptionist and I chat about our SAD, she …

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The Breakfast Club (6 Months And Counting)

Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungover we’ve been bailed out we’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:30am (ET) to …

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