January 24, 2016 archive

National Conference Championship 2015: Cardinals at Panthers

Recognize anyone on the Panthers? Neither do I. Recognize anyone on the Cardinals? Neither do I. Now you can blame this on my utter disdain for Throwball (second only to my contempt for Turn Left Racing, the most popular sport by gate in the United States) and it would probably would be true, but the …

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American Conference Championship 2015: Patsies at Broncos

Brady, Manning, Manning, Brady. There are not two more worthless and overhyped Quarterbacks in Throwball. But, but, but… it’s the end of an era ek! So let it end. I thought Manning was done last year. Brady may survive a few more because he cheats, but every year the Patsies waste on that burned out …

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Cartnoon

The Breakfast Club (Started from the bottom)

Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungover we’ve been bailed out we’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:30am (ET) to …

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