My Life on Capitol Hill

(9 am. – promoted by ek hornbeck)

“It’s him again!”

“You can’t take pictures here!”

“Says who?”

“Says the Chief of Staff of the Judiciary Committee! He just told you that you can’t take pictures here! He told you the same thing yesterday.”

“You mean that cue-ball with the bad tie? Is he really the Chief of Staff? Did you see some ID? Does he own the Capitol? Who elected him? What gives him the right to abrogate my First Amendment freedom? Is he the boss of you? The committee isn’t even in session yet! There’s nobody here but you, me, C-Span and that human cue-ball! They sell out the public and I can’t even photograph the furniture?”

And so on.

1 comment

  1. The United States I mean.

    What, you got a better explanation?

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