(8 pm. – promoted by ek hornbeck)
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen.
Aleve is also called Naproxen.
Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of ‘cocktails’, ‘highballs’ and just a good old-fashioned ‘stiff drink’ . Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
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There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
What?
because if your ego holds its head high for more than four hours, you need to see a doctor.
…It’s a wonder you have any fur left on that area of your scalp. You’ve been scratching that spot far too long.
I don’t mean to judge. Things are, indeed, a bit bewildering now; but do give some appreciation to your apprearance.
This piece is actually very, very funny! But you know that The Geek has to correct you and tell everyone that the generic name is actually (and not a joke on my part), Sildenafil citrate. Not so sexy, but some might get a thrill at the “…fil” part.
LOL!
The mechanism of those drugs might be a good topic for Pique the Geek some evening. What say you?
Warmest regards,
Doc
posting my portrait without my permission! This is an outrage! That is a copyrighted picture of me wondering how to answer the next question from Pique the Geek! How dare you!!!!!!!!!!
LOL! Just trying to keep it light this morning. I hope that you take the joke as a joke.
Warmest regards,
Doc