Open Farkin Hell

(5 pm. – promoted by DDadmin)

Fark I farkin hate farkin computers. The farkin things took over my life 40 years ago next year, and I farkin hate farkin computers. I especially hate farkin with them trying to farkin make them farkin do what I farkin want them to do, and it’s even farkin worse when they fark with me just as I’m getting ready to fark with them.

Farkin things farkin piss me off!

There’s gotta be a better farkin way. Fark. Maybe I’ll have to go back to using a farkin pencil and paper!


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    • Edger on January 15, 2011 at 9:40 pm

    The Waiting is the Hardest Part

    • RiaD on January 15, 2011 at 9:52 pm

  1. Quit horsein’ around and don’t be sheepish about it, mmmkay Edger?

  2. Language police here.  We do not acknowledge the alleged word “Fark” as a noun, a verb, or part of an adjective or adverb.  Sparkle Farkle, yes.  A proper noun that was.  Fark, though, sorry no.  The word you mean apparently is Fuck.  Noun and verb at once.  Please correct this language error immediately in this essay.  Yours most sincerely, The Language Police

  3. Fark; that was one farkin’ funnee post; thanks Edger and all of you!


    • Edger on January 17, 2011 at 7:13 pm

    You stroke ’em long enough, eventually they’ll do farkin anything you farkin’ tell ’em to… 😉



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