(5 pm. – promoted by DDadmin)
Fark I farkin hate farkin computers. The farkin things took over my life 40 years ago next year, and I farkin hate farkin computers. I especially hate farkin with them trying to farkin make them farkin do what I farkin want them to do, and it’s even farkin worse when they fark with me just as I’m getting ready to fark with them.
Farkin things farkin piss me off!
There’s gotta be a better farkin way. Fark. Maybe I’ll have to go back to using a farkin pencil and paper!