Colbert Shows Obama How To Kick Ass

(10AM EST – promoted by Nightprowlkitty)

Obama has been wondering “whose ass to kick” over a BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.

Monday BP CEO Tony Hayward became the clear target as Comedy Central’s Stephen Colbert showed whose butt to kick and exactly how to do it.

“Hello, I am Tony Hayward. No one would like this over with more than I would. I want my life back,” said the fake Hayward.

“On behalf of the American people just let me say,” Colbert said as he kicked Hayward in the groin.

“How do you feel about this environmental disaster?” asked Colbert.

“We’re very pleased about the amount of oil we’ve collected,” answered Hayward.

“Wrong answer,” Colbert exclaimed as he delivered a punch to the gut and tossed the oil executive off the roof.

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    • Edger on June 8, 2010 at 9:30 pm
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    You got this, buddy?

  1. I wanted to share it and couldn’t find this specific cut. Comedy Central seems to make it difficult. How to embed?

  2. that the sea turtle is using a petroleum-fueled car.

  3. http://www.theonion.com/articl

  4. Like: oooooooooooooh, somebody is gonna beat up that bully for me.  I like that.  That way I don’t have to do it myself.  And s/he’ll get a richly deserved comeuppance from somebody else.  Meh.

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