You Can’t Hijack This Thread

It’s a wide open thread. You can post on any subject you feel like talking about in here.

Politics, current affairs, war, earth changes, injustice, justice, good news, bad news, or even any kind of zoomed out off the friggin’ wall out to lunch in geosynchronous orbit or higher space aliens on acid poked in the third eye with a sharp stick whacked out stuff you can dream up!

After all…

For those who can master it, it’s a fine way to see the world. You get secret messages from the radio, TV, and most movies. You know God personally (so you don’t need Jesus as a go-between). The best ones can maintain their powers despite medication. Did you ever wonder about the existence of ghosts and angels and demons? Somebody had to have seen them, right? Now you know.

It begins for some when the trees start telling you their names. The flowers sing an inane little song like a children’s song that threatens to drone on indefinitely. There is another world, and it may contain well-organized squirrels. That famous karate guy doesn’t exist in the other world. But there’s plenty of paranoia to go around.

You would think that the ability to see angels, demons, and ghosts would give you special powers. Well, it doesn’t. You can’t usually talk to them. I prefer the plants. They speak clearly and use small words so the slower ones among us can follow. Unfortunately, most people aren’t even listening.

So let’s talk about heroes. Heroes are alive and well in the other world. Heroes love bats. Bats hate squirrels. Squirrels love trees. Trees love rain. Rain loves the night. The night loves heroes. Therefore, heroes know the insane who are being controlled by the squirrels. These people are insane, not Schizophrenic. True heroes know who they serve.

Cantor was a hero. And Godel was a hero. Godel saved us from the logicians (who had been influenced by the squirrels) by ending the tyranny of logic. Now not many people know this, but he simultaneously disproved ultimate logic while proving the existence of the other world. He saw it in a dream, which is, as we all know, the only way for a non-schizophrenic to experience the other world.

So enjoy! Knock yourself out! This thread is…

Safe As Milk

Well my cigarette died when I washed my face

Dropped some drops in an ashtray hit a wrong place

Woman at my blinds to see spiders spinning lines

It’s a safe as milk, it’s a safe as milk

I never heard it put quite that way

The shape I’m in is a gone a way

They called a day they called a day

Yesterday’s paper headlines approach rain gutter teasing rusty cat sneezing

Soppin’ wet hammer dusty and wheezing

Lusty alley whining trashcan blues

Children running after rainbows stocking poor

Gracious ladies nylon hanging on to line

Jumping onto leg looking mighty fine

Sorrows lollipop lands stick-broken on a dark carnival ground

Pop up toaster cracklin

Aluminium rhythm and sound

Ev’ry day pencil lazy and sharp

The icebox inside looking like a harp

E-lectric bulb been out for years

Freezer fumes feed the gas tears

Cheese in the corner with a mile long beard

Bacon blue bread dog eared (repeat twice)

I may be hungry but I sure ain’t weird


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    • Edger on March 2, 2010 at 02:32

    And whatever you do, don’t get any on your…

    Dirty Blue Gene

  1. well I just want to mention that msnbc COUNTDOWN had a sub tonight … Keith Olbermann was not on tonight and has not been on since his Special Comment last week. Hope things are okay with his Dad. Thoughts and prayers and all that good stuff.

  2. how ’bout your life…

    He’ll steal your woman then he’ll rob your head…

    Marquis won’t work in comments, will they?

  3. Words actually suck and short of doing the electronic computerized version of Spock’s Vulcan mind meld that everybody in the super secret DARPA net does right now, well, the english language pales by comparision.

    Has my long unemployed ass so removed me from the Matrix of lamestream land as to be incoherent among the non-initiates of Jedi Knightship.  Is there an end to this torture in 2012 when our DNA evolves and all of the douchebag control freaks in the world get “raptured” into their own brand of parallel universe hell and we get true paradise.  I quit looking future psychically because I feel like John Koffie from the movie The Green Mile and some say when you look at the future you change it.

    More fucking “change” is the last thing we need now.

    It’s down to one day at a time now and I almost don’t want a job because I’m too old to suck corporate cock with the proper required enthusiasm.

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