I’d rather be with you

The last few months have been very emotional personally.  Waiting to see if I’m going to lose my home, get a day gig, lose the UI, maybe having the music career start back up, and watching my dog get old enough to have to make that final decision, it’s been a roller coaster.

Add to that emotional baggage is the final straw for me with democrats, Obama, and last but not least, the GOS,all coming together last week in a craptastic display of hypocrisy, skullduggery, tomfoolery, and plain stupidity.  

I’ve decided I’d rather be with you.

I could go on and on about how those other women mistreated me, but see, baby, that’s why I love you so much.  I don’t even need to explain it to you.  You already get it.  

But since you asked, I will explain it a bit.  See, after all these months of trying to believe, to suspend disbelief, she cheated on me again.  Well, they both did.  OK, all three of them.  I call them the three sistahs of the apocalypse: Nancy, Harry, and Barack.  

The thing is, I could see it coming, I knew they’d do it, and just because of a little slap n tickle in the back seat a year ago, I thought we could create magic again together, this one last time.  I forgot that bitch Markos, what a backstabber that girl is!  Whooo Hooo!  Don’t mess with her!   So while it may have seemed that I was out of your life, I was thinking about you all along.  Every time those other  girls and I made Sweet Sweet Love.  

I’d rather be with you: Bootsy Collins


Bootsy Collins – I’d Rather Be with YouThe funniest bloopers are right here

I may be more foul than you would like, and I don’t always follow the golden rule.  And I wander sometimes.  But I know what side of the bread the butter is on.  

But one thing is always true when I settle here, I always feel at home.  Not that you’re the other woman, I left her today.  Really!  I mean it this time!  She meant little to me, despite the word count and suggestive pictures on my Blackberry.  

Updated for punctuation after hitting ‘save’ too early. Sorry for that, too, baby.  

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  1. You don’t have bread.  Bread is for the rich.

    You have bread substitute.

    You don’t have butter.  Butter is for the rich.

    You have icky wax.

    But at least you have the good sense to know which side of the bread substitute your icky wax is on.

    Welcome aboard, whether in retrospect or not.

  2. I just keep crashing the party there, sitting on the curb heckling while they all go into the prom. I delude myself that since I don’t go all the way and just comment I’m not really dancing with them. Yesterday it occurred to me that it is tainting my world view as far as people’s basic humanity goes. I feed my fears of what human nature is while condemning their cowardice. Despair ensues and that is not a healthy thing. Your perceptions and language get altered to the point where your fighting dragons and demons you have created out of the ghost skins they leave around. I see them everywhere and this makes for a sloppy and ineffective warrior and a lousy commenter who won’t commit to a full frontal attack. I agree here is better it is honest and disagreement may occur but your opponents are  humans not soulless shapeshifting ghost skins.            

  3. right here baybeee (this fits this essay I believe)

  4. sunuvabitch… Shiz. Goes. There. lol

    I think Im just in the perfect mood to go on over there and have me a throw down.

  5. Now that were snuggling and all cozy and all-

    Was your username always Nada Lemming or did you have another one before that?

    If you don’t mind my asking…

  6. at DD.  They wheedle into your consciousness ever more slowly, then BOOM!  You’re either with ’em or against ’em.

    Trust me, ye-e-e-s-s-s…trust me!

  7. I stopped going over to the big orange side (for the most part) a while back. I found it depressing to see the Sheeple and Obamabots lording over folks with differing ideas.  This is home now, I don’t write a lot but do put my two cents in in the comments.

    As to the unfaithful trio in DC, betrayal, even when you expect it hurts.  

    • Big Tex on March 18, 2010 at 3:23 am

    Unlike the three stooges of the apocalypse (that’s what I call them) and the Big Orange Joke, Bootsy will never let you down.

    Bootsy Motherfuckin' Collins

  8. DISCUSSION ALERT AT YOU-KNOW-WHERE.

    (I am truly sorry, I could not help myself.  MB started it and we got some traction, people)

    http://www.dailykos.com/story/

    I know.  I should give up hope. But I still think there are littletiny whisps of thoughtfulness….so….

  9. DISCUSSION ALERT AT YOU-KNOW-WHERE.

    (I am truly sorry, I could not help myself.  MB started it and we got some traction, people)

    http://www.dailykos.com/story/

    I know.  I should give up hope. But I still think there are littletiny whisps of thoughtfulness….so….

  10. Kewl!  I’ve survived my first rite of passage.

    The “Breaking” was a joke.  When I see “Breaking” anymore, I always laugh.

    I was surprised to see MB dissing Timmy.  I just get so many mixed signals Over There.  Some FP’ers criticize, and some FP’ers are STFU.

    I guess it really is all about keeping traffic numbers up.  Screw integrity to your pinicples.

    Let’s see if this one double-posts……..

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