it appears that Lorena Bobbitt is unavailable. According to the wikipedia site:
In June 2008, Lorena appeared on the CBS News program The Early Show where she talked about her life since the incident. In the interview, she said she was in a long-term relationship with Dave Bellinger and had a two and a half year old daughter named Olivia.
At this rate, al Qaeda will soon conduct a reign of terror by blowing up toilets with cherry bombs in airport mensrooms across this great country of ours. While this may not create panic in the streets, it will certainly put a crimp in Larry Craig’s Friday nights.
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At FDL for this one.
wasn’t terrorism though, just backdraft from the mix of a lighter and methane coming out of my ass.
Flame licked off my ballhair, smelled gross.
it appears that Lorena Bobbitt is unavailable. According to the wikipedia site:
Hmmm…
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had me LMAO