We’re sorry you’re stupid, but you’re not allowed to hold back the rest of the class anymore.

(10 am. – promoted by ek hornbeck)

Crossposted at Daily Kos

    Dear misinformed Conservatives, we are sorry that you have been lied to by the Corporate Media. We are sorry that the scare tactics work on you every single time, we’re sorry that you don’t know anything about American history or even recent events. We are sorry that you can’t help but stare at the National Enquirer while on the line at the grocery store, but you’re not going to hold the line up anymore. The world won’t let you.

     Dear Conservative Americans, we are sorry that you can’t see through Sarah Palin’s bullshit. We’re sorry you didn’t figure out that this country is fucked until after George W. Bush left office. We are sorry that you live in a fantasy alternate reality of someone else’s making, and we are inviting you out and into a better place, because stupid is not allowed to hold back the whole class anymore.

   More below the fold.

     While you were out in la-la land, Neo-Conservatives have stripped down, sold off and outsourced America. Our Debt came from the war in Iraq that came from the torture evidence we ripped out of the terrorists, and the economy collapsed because we de-regulated, privatized and outsourced everything. Every Conservative since Teddy Roosevelt has been a total crook, and damn near every Democrat is too. Our American political and economic systems are flat out broken, and now that that part is out of the way, we can move on to some basic problems in logic most media brainwashed Conservatives suffer from, so, here are some facts based on evidence for you to meet.

    ACORN is NOT a bigger problem than Blackwater, Haliburton, KBR, Goldman Sachs, The Bank of America, Citigroup, and the Loch Ness Monster combined. The Republican party lost in 2008 because the were corrupt, incompetent criminals. They lost, so deal with it.

    Socialism is NOT the problem, not even on the radar. Socialism is what rich people scream if anything threatens their profit.

    ALL of the Media is BULLSHIT, but especially FOX and News Corporation. THINK about it, NEWS Corporation!

    More troops, No Plan = Military FAILURE.

    Without New Ideas America CAN NOT Stay Great.

    Fossil Fuels ARE THE PROBLEM. Anyone who denies climate change is denying the existance of pollution and it’s effects.

    If you are not a woman, STFU about women’s rights.

    If you are not a minority, STFU about that group of minorities.

    If you are not LGBT, STFU about LGBT issues.

    Keep your religious views OUT of public office.

    In fact, READ THE CONSTITUTION, over and over again until you can memorize it.

    There really is so much more we can teach you, dear Conservatives, but only if you’ll open your minds.  

    But we are sorry you don’t get it just yet.

    We are sorry that you believe every lie. We are sorry that you are misinformed. Every death panel is real, every terrorist strike is eminent, every Conspiracy Theory might be plausible in your misinformed world, and it’s not your fault for believing the lies since they are repeated daily. You can’t help but believe in what you are told when it is reinforced over and over. You’ve been indoctrinated by it.

    We are sorry that you don’t want your kids learning certain things. We are sorry that you are afraid and confused. We are sorry that you are angry and scared. We will try to make it better but it only works if you stop fighting us like it was good versus evil, because, dear Conservatives, liberals are on YOUR side, not the Pharisee establishment who couldn’t pass through a needles eye.

     We are sorry that you live in a separate reality, dear Conservatives, and we are doing what we can to make things better. Fortunately for all of us, there are some adults in the room now, people who don’t fear monger with death panels and terror strikes, conspiracy theories and misinformation. The world WILL make progress, and we can’t afford to do it without you. We can’t have you fighting us tooth and nail anymore either. We can’t afford to wait for you to figure it out, dear Conservatives, so we may have to go on without you, because our future is too important to screw up, and right now, you’re not helping.

      So, this is my, “I’m sorry” to Conservative Americans. We are sorry you are failing the reality test, but don’t worry, the class isn’t going to be held up on account of you anymore.

      You can make progress or get left behind, because you can’t stand in the way of us any more, and you know it.

      It’s time to grab a mop.

Also crossposted at The Progressive Electorate.com


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  1. Tips for figuring it the hell out (3+ / 0-)

    now grab a mop and let’s go.

    • TMC on November 29, 2009 at 06:14

    Good rant but sadly it would seem even our so called progressives are failing that reality test, too

    • Miep on November 29, 2009 at 07:55

    Sep 16, 2009


    OKLAHOMA CITY — Only one in four Oklahoma public high school students can name the first President of the United States, according to a survey released today.

    The survey was commissioned by the Oklahoma Council of Public Affairs in observance of Constitution Day on Thursday.


    “They’re questions taken from the actual exam that you have to take to become a U.S. citizen,” Dutcher said.


    About 92 percent of the people who take the citizenship test pass on their first try, according to immigration service data. However, Oklahoma students did not fare as well. Only about 3 percent of the students surveyed would have passed the citizenship test.

    • Diane G on November 29, 2009 at 18:50

    You PUPPY, you.

    Heh. I’m so old, the only way I could be a MILF is as in Mom In a Liberal Frenzy!

    Great essay, my brother.

  2. willfully stupid, and intentionally evil.  give ’em darwin awards and call it a day.


  3. This left right crap is.  We got people so far up the food chain “our” enemies list only consists of real estate occupied by governments who don’t go along with western capitalist crap.  What North Korea, Iran and Venzuela but we fund the industrial gold rush of carbon exempt China and India so my grandson never gets a job?

    Really do we neo-con and nuke the world or do we Obamafy and Clockwork Orange it?  Is there a difference?

    • RUKind on November 30, 2009 at 04:05

    They’re just Establishment tools to cause noise and confuson between two groups of radically oppesed people with a great mass of people in the middle who just want to have a job and a home and food on the table.

    We always fall for it every time. The wingnuts are NOT the enemy. The enemy is the Establishment pulling the strings of all of us. This left-right bullshit is just the new black-white bullshit or immigrant-native born bullshit. It’s so old a trick that everyone should be able to see through it by now.

    Identify the individual members and their groups and go after them. You can start with the big four on Wall St, the Chamber of Comerce and the right-wing think tanks (sorry for the oxymoron).

    I’m thinking about writing up a video game called Class War. It’ll be a mass online multi-player shoot ’em up. Teams will have to identify oligarchs, do full recon on their work, play and homes. Then they’ll have to go up against the Blackwater squads protecting the ultra-wealthy.

    Anyone want in? Crowd source, open source, CCo.  

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