Battle Fatigue

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I know. Maybe I could hook up with some like.minded women friends and we could open a business:

Day Care Center for Called In Sick Husbands.

Think it would fly? Wives could send their whiney ass hubby’s to My Center where I’ll give ’em ginger miso soup and Ill have the TV all programmed for marathon Terminator, Die Hard, Cape Fear, and Office Space.

And I will charge them out the whazoo. And then send them home at 5PM. Clock out and go back to my Real Life doing as I please.

I think I could get rich on this. Not sure it’d be worth the grief. They’d have to sign a No Grief clause I guess.

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  1. as me mum used to say.

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    • TMC on October 28, 2009 at 2:42 am

    Your poll forgot “all of the above”.

     I have a 67 year old with an M.D. following his name that after being so sick for the last three days that getting out of bed is tiring, thinks that he can run the NYC Marathon on Sunday. I am half tempted to let him try except that I wouldn’t wish him as a patient on an ER staff. He had malaria 10 years ago and was in the hospital for 2 weeks. I don’t think the staff was ever so happy to see a patient leave and he is a staff where he was hospitalized.

    But I have a plan. Not only is Oct 31 Samhein but our wedding anniversary, he isn’t going to want to run a marathon after I’m done with him. He forgets I AM a witch. 😉

    • jamess on October 28, 2009 at 3:21 am

    get whiney, when they get sick.

    So what’s the excuse for whiney, Obstructionist Politicians?

    they don’t even got the flu, lol

  2. …battle fatigue center for depleted husbands in Dallas (I think I remember you are in Texas), and you could name it the George W. — it’s so hard–it’s really really hard –Bush Day Care Center.  

    Maybe he’d give you an endowment or, at least, hang out there sometimes.

  3. Open a spa for men.  This used to be called a saloon.  And some folks will think you’re running a brothel.  But in these times, we need it.

  4. bad today, too. Think I might be getting the pig flu. My bones ache, my muscles hurt, my ears are ringing, my nose is running, I’m coughing, my wife’s mean to me…alright I had better get outta this thread quick…see if my sweetie will rub my feet and make me some soup…ow! that hurt! Jeebus.

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