Good Morning Sir, I am…..
WHY SHOULD I PAY FOR YOUR HEALTH CARE???
…buhdydharma and I would like to….oh…um…you shouldn’t! A properly structured reform as President Obama proposes would pay…
KEEP THAT SOCIALIST AWAY FROM MY CHILDREN, HE WANTS TO INDOCTRINATE THEM INTO GAY SOCIALIST YOUTH CAMPS!!!!
…for itself.. Well it is just a speech about educa…
I HAVE A GUN!
…tion… Yes, I see your gun, it is very, um, big and impressive and I am sure it makes you feel very secure to be able to…
SECURE???SECURE??? HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BE SECURE WITHOUT TORTURE? IF WE ARE NOT CONSTANTLY TORTURING MUSLINS THEY WILL INVADE THE US OF A AND KILL OUR CHILDREN!!!
Well actually neither the Taliban or Al Qaida have any planes or boats with which to…
AND WE HAVE TO KILL THEM ALL BEFORE THEY GET THEM
Um…if we could get back to Health Care….
STAY AWAY FROM GRANNY YOU COMMIE BASTARD
Um…
I HAVE A GUN!
Yes Ma’aam, if you could just calm dow….
CALM DOWN, YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN WHEN A NI… COLO… BLACK GUY IS TRYING TO TAKE AMERICA AWAY FROM ME AND TURN IT INTO RUSSIA? TRYING TO TURN MY KIDS INTO GAY COMMIE SOCIALISTS, KILL MY GRANNY, RAISE MY TAXES TO STOP A HOAX LIKE GLOBAL WARMING, MAKE ME PAY FOR HEALTH CARE FOR NI… COLO… BLACK PEOPLE, LET MUSLINS ATTACK AGAIN AND PUT US ALL IN FEMA CAMPS AND BE FORCED TO EAT ORGANIC FOOD????
well….um….
YOU LIBERALS ARE CRAZY!!!
Ok let’s skip to the final question, do you think there will be the same kind of backlash that occurred after the 60’s when the Liberals were seen as…
FUCKING HIPPIES, GET A JOB!
…too radical…
AND A HAIRCUT
…now that folks on the Right are the ones who are..
I HAVE A GUN
Ok……this has been buhdydharma, reporting from…
FUCKING CRAZY HIPPIES
…the home of a modern Republican.
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chair laughing.
If it weren’t so true it would be a hell of lot easier to feel comfortable about laughing at it.
Get off my lawn! HE! HE!
You made me cry I laughed so hard.
I HAVE A GUN!
You’ve been warned!
Big Bubba is watching!
It made WAY more sense than most of your essays! Glad you had the guts to call a spade a spade (wink).
Or what I call The Illuminati Plan to Detroy America. Kind of a 3M6B energy and resource re-allocation bill.