Bill Kristol supports the Afghanistan War

Yes, William “The Bloody” Kristol supports the Afghanistan occupation and the recommendations made by Torture Dude McCrystal and the call for more troops.  I’ve always thought “the Bloody”, which conjures images of medieval badass dudes, a wrong label tho.  Perhaps, William “The Wimp” Kristol or something of that nature would be better.  

The only person I despise more than Dick Cheney is Bill Kristol.  This little chickenhawk obviously has pictures of someone doing something they shouldn’t have done.  Just looking at him nearly makes me hurl.  And now  that Obama is making decisions that he supports, I feel like I’ve gone into the Twilight Zone.  The correlation is too much!  Please, I need help!  

Imagine that, Obama and Kristol on the same page.  Not only Obama of course, Hillary is there too, Robert “Little Napolean” Gates and Torture Dude McCrystal, General Betrayus under Bush but wise man under Obama, and Admiral “Torture isn’t necessarily immoral” Cullen, to name a few.  Man, this just makes me want to bang my head into the wall.  I’m beside myself.  That’s like being dumbfounded, speechless, bewildered, dazed and fucking confused.

I’ve seen alot in my life, the 60s’ Civil Rights movement, the assasination of JFK, RFK, and MLK Jr., the moon landing, the Vietnam War and the protests, the Pet Rock.  I was and still am a fucking hippie.  But watching democrats support the same thing as Bill Kristol, I just don’t know what to say.  It really is like Rod Serling came into my house and told me I had just entered the “Twilight Zone”.

You never know.  Did you focus on that first sentence, “There is a sixth dimension beyond that which is known to man”.  That means we don’t know about it (I’m actually a high level government analyst).  We really could be there ya know.    

But at least now I can say I’ve seen it all.  Little Billy Kristol agreeing with Obamas decisions to escalate the bogus Afghanistan war.  Rod, come back please, make another episode.    

1 comment

    • Underdog on September 9, 2009 at 06:37
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    asshole.  

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