Tell all YOUR friends to stop teaching their children specific religions. Tell their children to save religion until they graduate high school. Never make them go to church. Have them work at soup kitchens and ring doorbells for Democratic campaigns. Tell them that everyone is the same anyway, and religion is just for wimps who can’t face death. Since kids don’t face death anyway, it’s easy for them if you tell them it’s all right to ignore religion. If you want, tell them it kills pooties and ponies and breaks iPods. These are all very realistic suggestions based on actual observations of preteen and teen behavior. It’s the most effective and easiest way to change the world.
Jun 01 2009