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I wish…
Looking back on when I
Was a little nappy headed boy
Then my only worry
Was for Christmas what would be my toy
Even though we sometimes
Would not get a thing
We were happy with the
Joy the day would bring
…
I wish those days could come back once more
Why did those days ev-er have to go?
1. I want my personal financial bailout package within the next 120 days. It has to pay my mortgage and credit cards off, and it also has to provide a large personal bonus for my great work in surviving 2008, which bonus I will spend solely on intoxicants and travel to warm countries.
2. I want 4 first-base line, front row, box seats for the Mets 2009 season at the new Citi Park, but first I want the name of the stadium changed to “People’s Park” and I want all of the beer and hotdogs and popcorn and crackerjack that is consumed in those 3 seats paid for as well.
3. I want to watch on a brand new 60″ flat screen TV the trial of Bush, Cheney, and their henchpersons for human rights crimes, including but not limited to torture, Gitmo, Abu Ghraib, and I want to “color commentary” to be provided by Rachel Maddow, I want it “live blogged” at docuDharma, and I want an endless supply of organic popcorn and PBR while I’m watching/commenting.
See? I’m not very demanding. These should be easy.
fractal mandalas! 😀
muse in the mornings, stars hollow, friday philosophy, back alley blogging, music, art, blues!
more more more!
more!
Boss…… are you on some new drugs?
And can I have some. That can be one of my wishes.
But what happens when the wish bubble market collapses and a bailout is needed? 🙂
Benevolent space aliens “rapture” that 5% of the earth population classified as sociopaths. That just might remove the parasitic nature of our world leaders.
Workers unearth massive thermite charges during construction of the “Freedom” tower.
I win mega millions, buy the horse farm and have enough left over to start the Knights of the Veil foundation.
of the cable news programs to be taken over by humans with synapses that fire instead of those POD head people who blather? At one time I loved the news. Now I hate it. At least in the UK the folks who deliver the news are called “newsreaders”.
I was thinking of starting a super secret organization that kidnaps pundits. I don’t want to actually hurt them just get them all to STFU.
I want the pooties to clean their own litter box.
I would wish for the whole world peace thing but if the wrong person is put in charge and fucks it up I will be even more depressed than if I never got it.
I wish for the rule of law restored and I want my habeaus corpus, it seems to be a discontinued item.
I want all the pols to only able to speak the truth. Otherwise they self explode. Same with TV talking heads.
I corporations to not be persons, or if they still get to be then lock them up when they steal, kill and pillage. If they let all the pot heads out of prison their would be plenty of room.
I want jobs, bags and bags of them. With really good pay. and providing that other discontinued item common good. If they are globalized then make the whole world share in this common good. No ones labor should go to the God of profit .
I want the resources that belong to every human on earth given back and cared for. I want mother nature not to have to become a terrorist and unleash her blow back on the earth in order to get a freakin word in edgewise.
I want nationalism to be a word that is discontinued. along with it’s companion national interest. put globalization, free market, security, world bank, spreading democracy and fear in this bin please
I want our sacred documents to be just that, sacred. The ones that state those self evident truths. That all of us are created equal and all striving should be towards this end. I guess I just want LOVE…
I saw the title and got all excited thinking maybe you were going to put stuff from the Docudharma Tradin Post on sale.
And all I get is three wishes??????????
Have to get back to ya on that one.