If they want it, let’s help them do it right!

The GOP seems bent on moving forward with 4 base issues: Limited Government, Sanctity of Life, Sanctity of Marriage, and Smaller Government.

So, I say we help them now that we have the majority needed to push these issues out to the forefront of the political realm for all the world to see.

There are a few legistlative bills that can be brought before Congress in January so that the Republican Religious Wingnut “agenda” can get the political spotlight that it is due:

1)  Preserving the Sanctity of Marriage

Now, there are quite a few things we can do here to help the GOP along:

a)  Ban all divorce in the future, and, just as they have done with gay marriages, retroactively revoke the numerous divorces that many people have.  This of course, now means many will living in numerous marriages that were reactived so those people can then be arrested for being Bigomists or Polygamists and sent to prison.

b) Ban the sale of all sex toys, sex aids, medications such as viagra and contraception devices.  Sex in the Bible was for conception and child rearing only.  We must then make even having these items illegal.  We can then send the FBI out on a massive hunt to find those selling Viagra or sex toys, get the lists of who purchased such items, and execute no-knock warrants to those houses in order to confiscate the items and arrest those who have them and send those people to jail.

c) Repeal Roe v Wade.  In it’s place, we pass a law that states no matter how, or under what circumstances, a pregnancy results, that child MUST be carried to term and delivered.  Anyone who does not do so and illegally obtains an abortion should be stoned to death in the center of the town/city.  The child, however, will be given no help, no home to live in, and must pull themselves up by their bootstraps.  And quit whining about how a baby is supposed to do that, this is AMERICA, we can do ANYTHING.

d) As the Mormom churches, some Christian and Baptist churches have all enganged in politicial preaching and funding of anti-gay and abortion issues, these churces need to be raided by the FBI, all assets seized, and the those who broke that law imprisoned.  Then all churches who were a part of this operation would permanently lose their tax-exempt status.

2) Smaller Government

On this issue, we have a very wide range of things we can do:

a) First, we can cut the military in half in manpower.  All of the services.  Reinstitute the SSB/VSI program and buy out everyone you can first, then, force retirements, then, continue the cuts until all services are left with 50% manning.  This of course, leads to plan b.

b) More base closures.  There are so many bases, in the United States and around the world, that can get the axe.  We should be able to close hundreds of bases and outposts.  This of course leads to plan c.

c) Cut government defense programs accrossed the board.  All of the them that are in the development stage.  Existing programs can continue to run until the orders are fulfilled.

d) Of course, we’ll also have to cut all social programs lock stock and barrel like Medicaid, Medicare, and SCHIP, but, we can also cut out every subsidy to every corporation or special interest group.

3) The Free Market

We wouldn’t have to do “too” much here as it’s already been done.

a) Disband the FDA, FCC, OHSA, EPA, and any other organization that “watchdogs” corporations.

b) Write a law that specifically states that in the interest of supporting the free market, companies can charge what they want, to whoever they want, and have zero restrictions on the organization.  Open up the “dog-eat-dog” world that these people want.

Finally, 4) Limited Government Involvement

a) Put forth an admendment to the Constitution that specifically states that the Federal Government, and it’s agencies, have ZERO authority to oversee the State, and, that the Federal Government cannot act on any issue without a 2/3 vote by the State governors allowing said act.

These seem to be the 4 major issues that the Republicans wish to push forward into 2010.  We would be remiss in our bipartisanship if we didn’t do everything we could to see that these issues were not only dealt with, but, taking to the extreme that the GOP supporters wish them to be.

Forget the consequences, because they haven’t even thought about them.  All they have thought is “I want I want I want”, like a child who only knows they want and not understanding there are consequences when they get it at times.  So, like a good adult, we occasionally let the child find out.  

Put forth these bills to the GOP, in the Senate and the House.  Make them debate why they are too extreme if this is what their “ideals” are.  Make them support it or vote it down.  Every. Single. Issue.

And then, after that, you start with the “who can we have bigotry against” legislation.  Not all inclusive, but, by race alone, nationality alone, gender alone, age alone, disabled alone, sexual orientation alone.  Make them vote that it is ok for whites, for males, and then make them debate hispanics, blacks, women, gays, lesbians.

After that, you put forth an amendment, based on those votes, that everyone included in the above votes are entitled to; (put out an extensive list of “rights”), and then you make them vote on THAT, as a whole.

You do this until you have shown the world that the GOP is nothing more than a redneck, hate-filled, racist, bigoted, idiotic Party that has no clue other than that they want for some and not for others.

Because the Constitution states FOR ALL… and it is time for the GOP to be put on the hotplate for these wedge issues they keep wanting to trot out every election.