If you make over 5 million a year, you choice is clear, Vote Republican!
If your children are over draft age, Vote Republican!
If you think the REAL elites will let you in their club someday, Vote Republican!
If you like bailing out Wall St. with your tax dollars, Vote Republican!
If you fear that whites are losing ground, Vote Republican
If you don’t care if we kill some foreigners to get more oil, Vote Republican!
If you think America should rule the world, Vote Republican!
If you think black people are uppity, Vote Republican!
If your SUV is important enough to justify torture, Vote Republican!
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If you think Sith Lords are just misunderstood……
Vote Republican!
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If you think Muslims will invade America, Vote Republican!
If you think healthcare is for the rich, Vote Republican!
If you think Veterans are coddled, Vote Republican!
If you like being spied on by your government, Vote Republican!
If you like inflation and unemployment, Vote Republican!
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If poor people deserve to be poor, Vote Republican!
If you think George Bush is a good president, Vote Republican!
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If you are worried that we might lose the world lead in incarceration, Vote Republican!
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If world peace is overrated, Vote Republican!
If you think ‘do unto others’ is a con job, Vote Republican!
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during this 57 day (57 day!!) countdown to the election & not be distracted by playing into the GOP’er game of making Palin & Senator McPOW into “victims”. It’s time to show how they’ve made US victims by supporting and defending Bush for the last 7+ years.
Just so everyone understands, since 1989, according to the HCPDS was ordered by Congress, all American males and some females from ages 20 to age 54 are considered draftable by the Selective Service Administration.
So buhdy, you ain’t off the hook yet!
especially the ones that made my stomach lurch with the power of their punch.
I’d love for the Obama campaign or a group like Moveon to get ahold of this.
Bravo!!!!!!
…I just can’t take that many “Vote Repub..”s! It’s just too much!
I will have to risk ruining your meter and your scan by adding an “Even” before the “If” and a “Don’t” before the “Vote”.
So, a sample line would read:
I know this wrecks your irony, sarcasm and all that, but I can’t take that much repetition of “Vote Repub..”!
Please boss, I beseech you to understand and try to forgive me!
This is wonderful buhdy. I think we should print the list up, and hand them out.
This part hit my nephew not too long ago:
The local jail had some empty cells, (there was an article 2 days before about the jail being down on prisoners and that because of that it wasn’t running at peak efficiency) so everyone that went to court that day ended up serving jail time for things that normally they would not.
finish the poem time.
Continue, by all means.
this move has done you well!!!!!!!!
would you mind very much if i sent this as a LTE to my (tiny)local newspaper??
my goodness~ i’m laughing so hard so i won’t cry…….