Obama Joins Nelly for “Tip Drill” Performance

(Cross-posted on Kos — with links)

Last night Barack Obama joined Hip Hop star Nelly in a performance of Tip Drill before 50,000 screaming fans at “Ho-Fest 2008” at Detroit’s Ford Field.

The high point of the night was when Obama invited his wife Michelle onstage and re-enacted the famous Tip Drill video.  The crowd went crazy as Michelle and Barack performed the hilarious credit card move.

The performance was immediately condemned by:


NBC, ABC, CBS the NY Times, the Washington Post, MSNBC, CNN, FOX, Lifetime, Oxygen, Emily’s List, NOW, NARAL, PUMA, the Family Research Council,  the White Citizens Council, Focus on the Family, Family Circus, Planned Parenthood, NARAL and the United League of Purity Balls.

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Seeking to “shore up his base” among misogynist rappers, Obama appeared at Ho-Fest 2008 along with Nelly, Ludacris, 50 Cent, Lil Wayne, Snoop Dogg and a special performance of Me So Horny by a reunited 2 Live Crew. In a nod to racial harmony, there was an appearance by Eminem doing “Kim.”

The media reaction was swift and furious.  

David Broder went into cardiac arrest.  

Rush Limbaugh swallowed his cigar.

George Stepanopolous asked Obama surrogate Cornell West “Is Obama more patriotic than Nelly?”

and Ann Coulter had multiple orgasms.

The Obama camp was taken by surprise.  David Plouffe asked, “Sheesh. Who could object to these lyrics?:”

I said it must be ya ass cause it aint yo face i need a tip drill i need a tip drill

I said it must be ya ass cause it aint yo face i nedde a tip drill i need a tip drill

Said if you see a tip drill point her out where she at point her out where she at point her out there she go

Said if you see a tip drill point her out where she at point her out where she at point her out there she go

(Break down)

I need a freak Ooh to hold me tight I need a freak for 7 days and 7 nights ooh I need a freeak ohh that will not choke ohh i need a freak to let me stick it down her oooooh

In other news, Cindy McCain did a lap dance for each of 20,000 Hell’s Angels.

There was no media comment.

3 comments

    • RiaD on August 6, 2008 at 3:38 am

    damn you’re good!

    & it’s good seeing you again…

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