Dinnae eht Mehke Ye Proud tae be Scottish?

Eht’s SHITE bein’ Scottish! Weh’re thae louest ay the louw! Thae scoom ay the fookin’ erth! Thae moost retched, miserable, serrvial, pathetic trash that was e’er shat intae civlization. Soom heht the English-I doon’t. They’re jest wankers. We, on thae oother hand, ere colonized by wankers. Cannae even find a decent coolchur tae be colonized by. We’re rooled by effehte erseholes. It’s a shite steht ay affehrs tae be in, ehn all thae fresh ayr in thae wirld won’t make any fookin’ deffrence!

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    • Robyn on August 7, 2008 at 7:02 am
    • jim p on August 7, 2008 at 7:39 am

    Been reading a lot of Reginald Hill mysteries. The top detective is Dalziel, who is Scottish. I’m just loving the terms, pacing, irreverence, wit, and sense of the language. It’s been a revelation.

    I could even understand this, having the taste of it before.

    Difference being, that’s fiction, and there’s nowt of fiction in what you’ve written here.

    Thanks. (But you’ll not be seeing me flouncing around in one of your skirts!)

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    • RiaD on August 7, 2008 at 2:32 pm

     It is said his family descends from The Bruce, that my kids are 23 greats-grandkids of The Bruce.

    Loved this k-



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    • kj on August 8, 2008 at 2:24 am

    The truth about the Picts

    They have been dismissed as savages who resisted the march of civilisation. But the remains of a monastery found in the north of Scotland suggest the Picts have been wronged

    By Ian Johnston

    Wednesday, 6 August 2008

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