Jul 23 2008

Please Welcome Docudharma’s New Contributing Editors

They’re not as young as they used to be, but who among us is?

Specific duties are still being finalized, but Beaver will generally focus on gender issues, with the assistance of Miss Landers, who’s 98 years old but has graciously agreed to come out of retirement to enhance our understanding of gender issues, perspectives, misperceptions, and especially the impact of faulty communication, which has been known to fuck up to a fare-thee-well debates about gender and every other issue.

Beaver will only be working 9 to 5, but Miss Landers will be available 24/7 to explain every gender issue imaginable, up to and including what misogyny is and what it isn’t.    

Wally will actively participate in every thread, striving to ensure that no one here acts like a Big Ape.  That will be his only responsibility, but if recent events are any indication, it will be a full time job.

Eddie will be the host and moderator of a new DD forum entitled, What the Fuck Are You Doing, Obama?  As is the case with Wally, that will be his only responsibility, but it will also be a FULL TIME job.

New DD Tradin’ Post merchandise commemorating the arrival our new Contributing Editors will be available soon . . .

 

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    • RiaD on July 23, 2008 at 23:01
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    FU2

    • Edger on July 23, 2008 at 23:21
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    I think there’s a problem with the beaver Beaver.

    My Dear Mr. Cleaver:

    This paragraph has absolutely nothing to do with anything.

    It is here merely to fill up space. Still, it is words,

    rather than repeated letters, since the latter might not

    give the proper appearance, namely, that of an actual note.

    For that matter, all of this is nonsense, and the only

    part of this that is to be read is the last paragraph,

    which part is the inspired creation of the producers of

    this very fine series.

    Another paragraph of stuff. Now is the time for all good

    men to come to the aid of their party. The quick brown

    fox jumped over the lazy dog. My typing is lousy, but the

    typewriter isn’t so hot either. After all, why should I

    take the blame for these mechanical imperfections, with

    which all of us must contend. Lew Burdette just hit a

    home run and Milwaukee leads seven to one in the series.

    This is the last line of the filler material of the note.

    No, my mistake, that was only the next to last. This is last.

    I hope you can find a suitable explanation for Theodore’s

    unusual conduct.

    Yours truly,

    Cornelia Rayburn

    • Robyn on July 24, 2008 at 00:47
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    He died in Vietnam.

    • RUKind on July 24, 2008 at 05:26
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    That’s all I want to know. 😉

  6. It is :

    The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog!!!!

    Your sentence needs an S!!!!!

    Sheesh, Fox news will be upset!

  7. You’re swell!

    We are the World… We are The Beaver…

  8. …wait…oh hell.  Too long in the real world has dulled my sense of the appropriate entirely.  Which is probably why I clicked here…commenting in the probably vain hope I didn’t miss some dreadful dustup I would have been, well, completely pissy and PC about, you can just bet.

    hi Rusty!

  9. Photo Proof of The Angry Beaver Alive!!!!

    My beaver has teeth, and is very angry. Angry Beaver. Angry!

    Get that angry beaver!

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    Of course the only appropriate action for an angry beaver is to eat it. Ask any old dog you know.

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    (Yes, I am sick and satanical when it comes to  the three ‘s: hand-Puppets, Puppies and really bad Puns.)

    Soory.

    Almost! 🙂

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