“Congress Responds to Kucinich Impeachment Bill”

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Another “FYI” post for those who are fed up to here with all the impeachment talk.

Congress, under the leadership of the esteemed Nancy F’ing Pelosi and Harry “we don’t have the votes” Reid, is apparently doing exactly the job they think they were hired to do.

Congress Responds to Kucinich Impeachment Bill

Congressman Dennis Kucinich has introduced articles of impeachment to the US Congress citing all of the known reasons that current Head of State, George W. Bush should not only be impeached, but also brought up on War Crimes.

Speaker of the House Rep. Nancy Pelosi has repeatedly stated that impeachment is off the table, as has Sen. Harry Reid.

Upon hearing the 35 pages of crimes committed by Bush, Pelosi and Reid fell into hysterical laughter at the prospect that any Congressman or Senator would pretend to do their jobs. Issuing a joint statement in response to Kucinich, they said, “What does he think this Congress is going to do, work? Fulfill the will of the people? He has lost site of our real purpose as leaders. Our job is not to conduct oversight on illegal presidential acts. It is not our position to investigate these truths. We will let history judge the president and us. We can’t waste time on matters of importance.” Pelosi then excused herself saying she had more pressing issues such as “naming new Post Offices” to deal with.

The chairman of the House Judiciary Committee, Rep. John Conyers, last year received articles of impeachment on VP Dick Cheney, and he has let them die in committee. Conyers insisted; “there are many more issues that are more important which we will not investigate, why put this ahead of them? It’s not like the American people expect us to legislate or put a stop to such actions. The people of this country are just fine with a corrupt leader and incompetent Congress.”

In a surprise statement, failed presidential hopeful, Hillary Clinton said, “Leave poor George alone, he is doing the best with what he has to work with. It’s not his fault that his IQ is 39.”

Sen. Joe Leiberman made it as clear as he could say, “President Bush has done no wrong, he is just misunderstood and his mommy and daddy have abandoned him in his time of crisis. He is only following orders of the far right and confused religious groups of which I am chairman.”


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    • Edger on June 16, 2008 at 5:21 pm

    …or whatever it takes to get you through today.

    • brobin on June 16, 2008 at 5:43 pm

    No impeachment?  But I LOVE impeachment cobbler and impeachment yogurt and I even like impeachment in a can (only in light syrup, though).

  1. Was it YOU Edge????

  2. it hysterical!

    BTW, who is the author of the quoted material?  http://planetsmilies.net/angry-smiley-1549.gif

  3. is so close to this that even though I laughed when I first read it, sans coffee, I thought it real, thought Jeez this is really getting ridiculous. After coffee it still is. With all their ‘evil doing’ oozing out everyday, how can they continue on in this strange fictional act.

    It’s like two shows running simultaneously the Kabuki ‘changing of the guard’ that’s purely political and then the real story which in no way, seem to connect to the damage done or the still out of control brutality and law breaking. How stupid are we to think that the intentions of the politicians are to stop this and restore our system?

    One can hope that once the Democrats have control they will address the perpetrators but they act like this is business as usual and that no one will notice. They still pay lip service to the lies, and even in the elections the battles are pitched around the fictions and false narrative of national security.        

  4. But I bring it up again and I will associate it with the military use of depleted uranium.  That of course is like the death sentence of service, even cleaning up after 911 included.


    Since government is obviously broken beyond repair feel free to fuck it up using any means short of the things that would get you jail time.

    • Valtin on June 17, 2008 at 3:09 am

    This would make great satirical material. Why are you posting yet another news story?


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