No. No no no.
I’ve had it with your stupid imaginings. This will be the third time.
But they’re not my imaginings. They’re yours.
It’s your game.
It’s a game?
Well, what is it, then?
Just something to get my thoughts moving. Loosen up the brain.
Well then, you imagine.
Okay. I imagine a rhinoceros.
Seems like a fun animal, doesn’t it?
Well, sure, I guess.
I think it’s sitting. In a jungle. By a lake. A small lake. More like a pond, really. And it’s humid, so the rhinoceros is sweating.
And there’s a beetle crawling up the rhinoceros. A shiny black beetle and it’s on the rhinoceros’s butt.
And it bites the rhinoceros right there on the butt, and the rhinoceros jumps into the air. Have you ever seen a jumping rhinoceros?
Er…no. No, I don’t think I ever have.
Well, it’s certainly a sight to see, let me tell you! And then it lands back on the ground with a great wump! And the jungle shakes, cause it’s a heavy rhinoceros.
So I’d imagine.
Of course you would. You’ve got a great imagination.
And what do you think happens to it after that?
It walks off.
Sure. I call it The Tale of The Beetle!
Okay. I’m outa here.