Kiss my Liberal Bias(s)

I have been thinking about interrogation, and “Too Much Information” in blog-land of late.

It gave me a stand-up routine.


You will admit your Liberal Bias, and You will admit it now.

Well, fuck yeah, I am biased as hell.


I am a closed minded ditto-head for any liberal tripe or conspiracy theory around. I have no mind of my own, in fact I am so completely mindless, I need pictures and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one to keep me toeing the Liberal Line.


I think George W. Bush is evil incarnate, while Dick Cheney is the evil that incarnated in Bush.  Let me remind you the “mindless follower” clause allows me to believe this with out any discrepancy between the “Love everybody” meme the Conservatives say I should have.


That would require a religious bent, and dudes I just don’t have one.  Liberal.  Atheist. Its “In there” like Prego. On the Card.

I like brown people better than white people, (but they don’t like me and I don’t blame them, I don’t like my white ass either) I like poor people better than rich people, (Ok, I have never been poor, not yet anyway, and spent the better part of my life quite comfortable; but in theory I can almost claim poor.  No McMansion.)I like women better than men, (You want a battered husband clinic? I will laugh in your face, after slapping you around a little.) I like Palestinians better than Israelis, (again, the queen of the underdog in any fight, and a man standing with a rock against an AK is sort of HOT, you know?) I like communism better than capitalism, (economist this! Fuck your pesky research and facts, I want their shit, dudes) and my walls are papered with aborted fetus skins. 


I am after all, a recycler.

I don’t want to explore every avenue of every type of thought under the sun, I have no need to know through back channels about so & so’s secret Swastika tattoo, or their 7 yachts.


It is WAY too MUCH information for me. My Liberal Bias Card says I don’t have to care.


I have no need to convince every single one of you here to think like me.  I just like the sound of my own, biased Liberal voice.  Get it?


Some biases are biases because they are true.


Some biases are so ingrained by experience or rote teaching, they cannot be undone.


While we pop eachother’s zits, and ferret out non-conformity; the World is dying.


And its all that guys fault!



Just TRY and purge my Liberal bias.  It cannot be done.


At least one thing in my list will offend each and every one of the collective you’s out there. I am cool with it.  More so if you agree with the other 10 things on my list.


Actually, I really don’t care what anyone thinks but me.  Me and what my Liberal Controllers tell me to think.  Mindless parrot, remember?



I don’t have to bash a Democrat in some weird equal time attempt of balance and fairness to be pissed off at the Bushite Regime or any Republican.


It says so right on my “Liberal Bias” Card.


I don’t have to mistrust someone else because you think you have tossed me a pearl of background info on them that will taint everything they have said or done on a blog.


My right to not want to know?  Also included on my “Liberal Bias” card.  I get to choose, without question who else is a Liberal of my Card type.

Oh, and the fetus skins?  They insulate well too!


/snark

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    • Diane G on November 26, 2007 at 16:06
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    Oh and I am biased against torture, but a little light bondage can be fun!

    • KrisC on November 26, 2007 at 19:44

    fetus-skin shoes last forever, keep your feet extra warm in cold climates…and softer that calf’s skin…!  However, expensive.

    Nice Diane W., you rock!

    Looking forward to your next installation of Day After Tomorrow!

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