The adage that one learns something new everyday is certainly fairly close to the truth especially when one applies it to Americas Society of Wingnuts. So put on your MOP gear (chemical protection suit) and let’s see what the Wingnuts have taught us.
Today
Fred Thompson speaking in South Carolina equated the Iraqi insurgency this way We will not be a safer country, we will not be a safer America if the whole world watches us being defeated by a bunch of kids with improvised explosive devices.
Yes a homemade bomb in every child’s toy box. So I guess those men firing at US troops are really children in costume.
What are the 10 most Dangerous Organizations In America?
10 ) Think Progress
9 ) Muslim Student Association
8 ) CodePINK
7 ) American Civil Liberties Union, National
6 ) Family Research Council
5 ) Center for American Progress
4 ) League of the South
3 ) MoveOn.org
2 ) Universities and Colleges
1 ) Media Matters for America
This list is brought to you by: Family Security Matters
That’s right ladies and gentlemen the above mentioned groups are hurting you Americans because they either educate your children or they fight to preserve the rights of all Americans. So I guess fine organizations like Focus On The Family are just fine. Because they hate all the “Right Kinds” of people. You know everybody but themselves.
Update
For instance, in August 2007, FSM Contributing Editor Philip Atkinson published an essay, titled “Conquering the Drawbacks of Democracy,” in which he counseled that President Bush should follow the example of Julius and Augustus Ceasar and become “the first permanent president of America”:
President Bush can fail in his duty to himself, his country, and his God, by becoming “ex-president” Bush or he can become “President-for-Life” Bush: the conqueror of Iraq, who brings sense to the Congress and sanity to the Supreme Court. Then who would be able to stop Bush from emulating Augustus Ceasar and becoming ruler of the world? For only an America united under one ruler has the power to save humanity from the threat of a new Dark Age wrought by terrorists armed with nucelear weapons.
Yesterday
Dana Perino had this to say about global warming
Q: And one more. You mentioned that there are health benefits to climate change. Could you describe some of those?
MS. PERINO: Sure. In some cases, there are – look, this is an issue where I’m sure lots of people would love to ridicule me when I say this, but it is true that many people die from cold-related deaths every winter. And there are studies that say that climate change in certain areas of the world would help those individuals. There are also concerns that it would increase tropical diseases and that’s – again, I’m not an expert in that, I’m going to let Julie Gerberding testify in regards to that, but there are many studies about this that you can look into.
I’m sure there are health benefits say if your a fish or cockroach or you enjoy living in a geothermal environment then everything will be just fine.
October 24
Glen Beck Talking About The Fires In California:
“I think there is a handful of people who hate America,” Beck said. “Unfortunately for them, a lot of them are losing their homes in a forest fire today.”
So living in a liberal state with a Republican Governor and 19 Republicans serving in the House of Representatives means that they are getting just what they deserved: Burned Out Of House and Home because Glen “Pin Head” Beck says they hate America.
October 19 On SCHIP
Representative Steve King gave the world this analogy of the SHIP program.
SCHIP
Socialized
Hillarycare For
Illegals and Their
Parents
Here I thought it was for children whose parents can’t afford to purchase private health insurance.
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“Commemorating Alger Hiss Day”.
Thank goodness, the site takes too long to load. I didn’t quite get to the story. Otherwise I’d be twitching uncontrollably right about now. Too much WASP mania for one day …
it does get me angry
even as i’m laughing…
I wonder if the people who compiled the list enroll their own kids in colleges or Universities? I bet they do. And I bet they’d justify it by saying they’re trying to fight campus radicalism.
Funny that they don’t enlist in the military to go fight ‘Islamo-fascism’.
I guess they realize Colleges and Universities aren’t really that dangerous.
If the groups listed are the most dangerous organizations in America, we’re better off than I thought.
What morons.
BTW, I think People for the American Way is a progressive organization which fights to maintain separation between church & state.
or I am part of 6 of the 10 most dangerous organizations in America.
I wonder if the US Senate, if they had this information, would declare me as a terrorist (of course, non-binding)?
hopefully we will make the list next year