Now Accepting Psalms, Books, Sermons, etc.

Religion, anyone can do it.  Even us. 

My esteemed felines and canine will form the judging body of the New Liberal Vatican located in my living room.  All submissions will be printed up on recyclable paper and strewn lovingly about the floor. Any submission endorsed by the pets will be included in the final work.  If you see a puff of smoke rising from my chimney, please call the fire department because I don’t have a chimney.

The New Liberal Vatican does not seek to replace the old tired Vatican just yet.  Instead we will seek tax-free goodness for all members and a nifty water bottle with a logo of some sort.

FAQ below the fold


Q. Will I be considered a saint after simply writing a few words? 
A. Sainthood is silly.

Q. May I transcribe something my pet told me?
A. Of course!

Q. How can I help spread the word of the New Liberal Vatican?
A. Travel junkets will be arranged for dedicated followers by NWA.

Q. I have proof that whoever does exist via an ink stain or rust stain of some sort where do I send the photo?
A. Directly to Fox News.

Q. Why does brain freeze suck so much?
A. Because it’s the only thing spoiled white Americans can find in common to agree about.

Q. What should I do with my old tired Bible?
A. Shredded paper makes good mulch.

Q. If I dream about whoever does that mean that whoever spoke to me directly?
A. No, it means you need to get out more.

Q. Will whoever be my co-pilot just like Jesus?
A. No, we don’t need co-pilots.


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    • nocatz on October 8, 2007 at 03:23

    pee stains? 
    Just askin’.

    • nocatz on October 8, 2007 at 06:06

    this new religion with Cthulu and it’s Flying Spaghetti Monster heresy.

  1. And no potable infallibility!

    There ye’ are….

  2. to junket.

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