| While you were out in la-la land, Neo-Conservatives have stripped down, sold off and outsourced America. Our Debt came from the war in Iraq that came from the torture evidence we ripped out of the terrorists, and the economy collapsed because we de-regulated, privatized and outsourced everything. Every Conservative since Teddy Roosevelt has been a total crook, and damn near every Democrat is too. Our American political and economic systems are flat out broken, and now that that part is out of the way, we can move on to some basic problems in logic most media brainwashed Conservatives suffer from, so, here are some facts based on evidence for you to meet.
ACORN is NOT a bigger problem than Blackwater, Haliburton, KBR, Goldman Sachs, The Bank of America, Citigroup, and the Loch Ness Monster combined. The Republican party lost in 2008 because the were corrupt, incompetent criminals. They lost, so deal with it.
Socialism is NOT the problem, not even on the radar. Socialism is what rich people scream if anything threatens their profit.
ALL of the Media is BULLSHIT, but especially FOX and News Corporation. THINK about it, NEWS Corporation!
More troops, No Plan = Military FAILURE.
Without New Ideas America CAN NOT Stay Great.
Fossil Fuels ARE THE PROBLEM. Anyone who denies climate change is denying the existance of pollution and it's effects.
If you are not a woman, STFU about women's rights.
If you are not a minority, STFU about that group of minorities.
If you are not LGBT, STFU about LGBT issues.
Keep your religious views OUT of public office.
In fact, READ THE CONSTITUTION, over and over again until you can memorize it.
There really is so much more we can teach you, dear Conservatives, but only if you'll open your minds.
But we are sorry you don't get it just yet.
We are sorry that you believe every lie. We are sorry that you are misinformed. Every death panel is real, every terrorist strike is eminent, every Conspiracy Theory might be plausible in your misinformed world, and it's not your fault for believing the lies since they are repeated daily. You can't help but believe in what you are told when it is reinforced over and over. You've been indoctrinated by it.
We are sorry that you don't want your kids learning certain things. We are sorry that you are afraid and confused. We are sorry that you are angry and scared. We will try to make it better but it only works if you stop fighting us like it was good versus evil, because, dear Conservatives, liberals are on YOUR side, not the Pharisee establishment who couldn't pass through a needles eye.
We are sorry that you live in a separate reality, dear Conservatives, and we are doing what we can to make things better. Fortunately for all of us, there are some adults in the room now, people who don't fear monger with death panels and terror strikes, conspiracy theories and misinformation. The world WILL make progress, and we can't afford to do it without you. We can't have you fighting us tooth and nail anymore either. We can't afford to wait for you to figure it out, dear Conservatives, so we may have to go on without you, because our future is too important to screw up, and right now, you're not helping.
So, this is my, "I'm sorry" to Conservative Americans. We are sorry you are failing the reality test, but don't worry, the class isn't going to be held up on account of you anymore.
You can make progress or get left behind, because you can't stand in the way of us any more, and you know it.
It's time to grab a mop.
Also crossposted at The Progressive Electorate.com |
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