Late Night Today

Late Night Today is for our readers who can’t stay awake to watch the shows. Everyone deserves a good laugh.

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Daniel Kaluuya Isn’t The Only Oscar Winner To Thank Their Parents For Having Sex

The adrenaline that comes with giving an acceptance speech occasionally makes you embarrass your parents!

Jon Batiste Wins An Oscar! And Vaccinated Americans Win A Chance To Visit Europe

Our beloved Jon Batiste won big at the Academy Awards last night, bringing home the trophy for Best Score for the film “Soul.” Congratulations Jon! Travel-hungry Americans may also feel like winners today after learning that Europe will allow them to visit this summer, provided they show proof of vaccination.

Quarantinewhile… Will D.C. Police Face Justice After Drag Race Wreck?

Quarantinewhile… Stephen expresses concern about the dangerous and irresponsible actions of some speed-demon cops in the nation’s capital.

Bouncer kicks out Lindsey Graham for insane argument

After Lindsey Graham told Chris Wallace he doesn’t believe systemic racism exists because of Barack Obama and Kamala Harris’s electoral success, a bouncer kicks him out for his spurious argument.

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

Pandemic-Era Oscars, Another Gender Reveal Fiasco & An Insurrectionist Bumble Bust

Daniel Kaluuya got an Oscar and a beatdown from his mom in the same night, a gender reveal gone wrong results in a huge explosion, and a man is arrested after a Bumble match reported him for storming the Capitol.

India’s “Tsunami” of COVID & The U.S.’s Slowing Vaccine Demand

Vaccine demand in the United States has gone down significantly, and a massive surge in coronavirus cases devastates India.

Late Night with Seth Meyers

Caitlyn Jenner Announces Run for Governor of California

GOP and Fox News Spread an Insane New Lie About Biden Banning Meat: A Closer Look

Seth takes a closer look at the House GOP leader stonewalling a commission to investigate the Capitol insurrection and conservatives coming up with an insane new lie about Joe Biden.

Jimmy Kimmel Live

Jimmy Kimmel on the 2021 Oscars & Guillermo on the Red Carpet!

Jimmy breaks down all of the biggest moments from the Oscars, and he talks about the memorial for legendary hip hop artist DMX, Caitlyn Jenner running for Governor of California, the CDC saying that 8% of people who got their first dose of the vaccine have not returned for their second, the Republican led Senate in Arizona calling for an audit of the results in Maricopa County by a company called “Cyber Ninjas,” and in keeping with tradition here at the show Guillermo hits the Oscars red carpet to interview the stars: Paul Raci, Steven Yeun, Lee Isaac Chung, Yuh-Jung Youn, Han Ye-Ri, Marlee Matlin, Alan S. Kim, Daniel Kaluuya, Leslie Odom Jr., Maria Bakalova, Regina King, Andra Day, Riz Ahmed, Sergio Chamy, Viola Davis & Tyler Perry from a safe distance.

The Late Late Show with James Corden

What’s the Biggest Thing You’ve Stolen?

James kicks off the show with an Academy Awards recap and a petition to bring Billy Crystal back to the Oscars. After, a story about a video rental 21-years late kicks off a discussion with everyone in the studio about the biggest thing they’ve ever stolen – and we run the gamut.