Late Night Today

Late Night Today is for our readers who can’t stay awake to watch the shows. Everyone deserves a good laugh.

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

New York Mutant Covid Variants

You’ve never seen the gang quite like this

Dr. Seuss Is Not Cancelled, It’s Just Time To Retire Books With Racist Imagery

By updating the Dr. Seuss book catalog to remove titles with insensitive imagery, the late author’s estate has renewed their commitment to making reading fun for ALL people.

Quarantinewhile… Cats Don’t Have Your Back, And Dogs Don’t Care If You Live Or Die

Quarantinewhile… Science has confirmed some unsettling news about our pets

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

Fringe-Watching: Madison

Get to know North Carolina Rep. Madison Cawthorn, including how he got to be the youngest member of Congress, his sexual misconduct, his fake résumé and his interesting choice of vacation destination

Biden’s Vaccine Vow, Cuomo Allegations & Dr. Seuss’s Cancellation

President Biden guarantees a vaccine for all adults by the end of May, a third accuser comes forward against Gov. Andrew Cuomo, and the Dr. Seuss book company stops printing six books that have racist imagery.

Jimmy Kimmel Live

Cuomo Controversy, Dr. Seuss Cancelled & Antifa Capitol Riot Lies

A new study shows that only 2% of conversations end when both people want them to end, Governor Andrew Cuomo is facing calls to resign after sexual harassment accusations from two former aides, Mitt Romney suffered a fall while playing with his grandkids over the weekend, the director of the FBI testified before the Senate and said there is no evidence that rioters who stormed the Capitol were Antifa in disguise, things seem to be looking up vaccine-wise after President Biden said that all adults will have access to the vaccine by May, a new prank is gaining popularity among Japanese teenagers right now, the Governor of Texas is lifting their statewide mask mandate, Oklahoma is stuck with a warehouse full of hydroxychloroquine that Trump bought, Tucker Carlson is concerned about our Testicles, Dr. Seuss was born 117 years ago today and it was announced that six of his books will no longer be published because of insensitive imagery, and since Americans have been holed up for a year, we decided to take the street to ask people to name any book they could think of.

The Late Late Show with James Corden

Should We Even Recap the Headlines?

James Corden kicks off the show excited for a huge guest lineup of Tom Brady, Stacey Abrams and JP Saxe and wonders if it’s a bit too huge for one show. James then polls his head writers to see if they should even recap the news. After deciding to, James looks at the COVID-19 relief bill that failed to address minimum wage (maybe we should have passed on the headlines).