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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Coronavirus Kenny May Decide When You Get Your Covid Vaccine

At this point in the pandemic, Coronavirus Kenny is telling us what we absolutely DON’T need to hear.

The GOP Is Consumed By Its Own Conspiracy Theories As Establishment Republicans Jump Ship

If crazy conspiracy theories are a cancer on the Republican Party, people like Mitch McConnell and Karl Rove have spent the last 20 years selling cigarettes to their base.

Quarantinewhile… Dueling GameStop Movies Will Compete To Tell The Story Of Wall Street’s Wild Ride

Quarantinewhile… It’s been less than a week since Reddit traders took Wall Street hedge funds for a ride on GameStop shares, and already two films about the stock market drama are being rushed into production.

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

AOC Reveals What Happened to Her During the Capitol Riot | The Daily Social Distancing Show

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez goes on Instagram Live to share her account of the attack on the Capitol.

Australia Goes Back Into Lockdown & Pilots Forget How to Fly

Scientists teach spinach how to email, the first COVID case in 10 months sends Western Australia into lockdown, and fewer travelers means pilots may need to brush up on their flying skills.

What Will the New Coronavirus Relief Package Look Like?

Democrats and Republicans are $1.3 trillion apart on corona relief as President Biden pledges bipartisanship.

Here’s How Wall Street Has Always Manipulated the Markets

Day traders took down a massive hedge fund by artificially inflating GameStop stock, and now, Wall Street is whining about it. But Wall Street manipulating the market is nothing new.

Late Night with Seth Meyers

Hey! Groundhog Day 2021

Seth has some strong words for the unnecessary annual tradition of Groundhog Day.

McConnell Says Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s “Loony Lies” Are “Cancer” to GOP

Jimmy Kimmel Live

Klan Mom, MyPillow Mike & Courtside Karen Keeping America Great!

Snow is on the ground almost everywhere, Punxsutawney Phil declared six more weeks of winter, Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene leaned into fundraising after Mitch McConnell and a few other GOP senators emerged to distance themselves from her, the MyPillow Twitter account is now banned after Mike Lindell tried to fire tweets off from it, Donald Trump’s new lawyers released their response to the impeachment charges with a major spelling error, Jared and Ivanka reported a combined 2020 income of somewhere between $23 and $121 million, Jeff Bezos announced that he will be stepping down as CEO of Amazon, LeBron James got into it with an Atlanta Hawks fan and dubbed her “Courtside Karen,” and once again we turn to a pair of prognosticating pugs named Ella & Petunia to continue their amazing five year winning streak of predicting the winner of the Super Bowl.

The Late Late Show with James Corden

What’s With the Grape on James’s Desk?

James Corden is surprised to find a single grape on his desk and learns it was left behind by executive producer Ben Winston, who isn’t interested in sharing details.

James Corden Has a Job Waiting for Jeff Bezos

James Corden kicks off the show with a big question: what is the actual hype with Groundhog Day. After, he looks at the headlines, including President Joe Biden considering cutting Donald Trump off from receiving post-presidential intelligence briefings. And with Jeff Bezos announcing he will be stepping down as Amazon CEO, James thinks Jeff could bring some value to the show.