Late Night Today

Because we know you can’t stay up and watch these shows, here is a round up of the previous night’s late night talk show host’s opening monologues and highlight segments. We all need a good laugh at the end of the day.

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert has a couple of messages for Moscow Mitch.

Mitch McConnell Inspires Spicy Talk From Team Biden And A Pathetic Tweet From The President

Snow falls outside Stephen’s window as he compares two special messages aimed at Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell. The first, an honest-if-profane comment from Biden campaign manager Jen O’Malley Dillon. The other, a sad late night tweet from a lame duck president upset that top Republicans are abandoning his coup attempt.

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah has so much news and so little time.

Meghan Markle Starts a Podcast & Tom Cruise Is Pissed About COVID | The Daily Social Distancing Show

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle get into podcasting, CNN confronts a Russian assassin for allegedly poisoning a Putin critic, Tom Cruise unleashes on crew members who broke coronavirus protocol, and the World Health Organization says Santa is immune to COVID.

The Late Show with Seth Meyers take a Closer Look at the Squatter’s post-presidency housing woes in Mar-a-Lago and the GOP and right wing media narrative that he’ll remain in office.

Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Neighbors Don’t Want Him to Move There

Seth takes a closer look at the Republican Party and right-wing media still insisting there’s a way for Trump to subvert the will of the voters and remain in office.

On day 43 of #Squattergate, Jimmy Kimmel Live tells his audience about his three year old son’s blanket problems and examines how the Squatter-in-Chief is cementing his legacy.

Trump Cementing Legacy as the Pettiest Bitch the World Has Ever Known

Jimmy’s three-year-old son Billy has been waking him up in the middle of the night, day 43 of #Squattergate is upon us as our dear misleader is throwing temper tantrums saying he may refuse to leave the White House, neighbors in Palm Beach don’t want Trump to make Mar-a-Lago his permanent residence following Inauguration Day, presidential pardons are in the air, Melania has a Christmas calendar, a holiday classic gets an update for 2020, a sad ornament you can buy at CVS, and Jimmy & Guillermo dress like elves for a new Naughty or Nice.

The Late, Late Show with James Corden gets a little nostalgic and reviews the day’s news.

Trump May Not Be Welcome at Mar-a-Lago

James Corden kicks off the show with a model of his garage gifted to him, where the show existed for several months. After, James gets into the news, including President-Elect Joe Biden’s stop in Georgia where he met the physically impressive Rev. Raphael Warnock and reports out of Florida say President Donald Trump may have some issues calling his Mar-a-Lago resort home. After, James takes us back in time to a rather unsuccessful house party he hosted growing up.