Late Night Today

There isn’t that much going on today other than the usual more people getting sick and dying from CoVid-19 (North Dakota has the worst infection rate in the world) and the White House squatter still refusing to accept the fact that he’s been fired.

This is a round up of the previous night’s late night talk show host’s opening monologues and highlight segments, because we need a good laugh to get through the rest of the day.

Quarantinewhile… Add this to your list of reasons to love Stephen Colbert’s friend Dolly Parton: she’s partly responsible for funding the Moderna Coronavirus vaccine.

For all our Formula 1, Stephen interviews seven time World Champion Lewis Hamilton.

Formula 1 racer and seven time world champion Lewis Hamilton talks to Stephen Colbert about his historic win and about his efforts to promote diversity in the Formula 1 racing series.

Our favorite writer for Late Night with Seth Meyers, Amber Ruffin, now has her own weekly show streaming for free on Amber is the first black woman to write for a late-night network talk show in the United States.

Amber’s said it before and she can’t stop saying it—Joe Biden won the presidential election. And even though she’s *very* excited about that, it’s important tot stay kind and be a gracious winner. But Trump has been responsible for inciting racist violence, abhorrent border policies, and hundreds of thousands dying in a pandemic. And Amber doesn’t know if she can spare any good wishes for him. But she’s gonna try.

The opening monologue for Jimmy Kimmel Live: America’s “All-Time Favorite President” Donald Trump Has White Hair Now

Day 14 of #Squattergate is upon us, Trump is still whining in the West Wing, his hair has miraculously gone totally white since he lost, Rudy Giuliani is in charge of Trump’s legal fate and wants $20,000 dollars a day for his services, Georgia is finishing up their recounts, and Lindsey Graham is reportedly pressuring officials to throw out ballots, Sarah Palin is back on the scene talking about President Barack Obama, Jimmy recaps tonight’s episode of “The Bachelorette,” and he reveals People’s Sexiest Man Alive 2020!

On the Late Late Show with James Cordon: Biden Says He Wants to Go Easy On Trump

James Corden recaps a bust news day, including a report that president-elect Joe Biden is not interested in investigating Donald Trump once his term as president ends, and the Pope’s Instagram account liking a naughty photo. And James takes issue with a COVID safety tip for Thanksgiving from the state of New Jersey.