August 1, 2020 archive

Richard Nixon, Bill Clinton, Jimmy Carter, William Henry Harrison, Warren G. Harding, and Russell Crowe’s Jockstrap

Things HBO Money will buy for $2000 Alex. Also Marble Runs.


I’m thinking about ‘Confirmed Truths’ as a substitute. Adrenochrome. You won’t need much. Adrenochrome. It makes pure mescaline seem like ginger beer. “Where’d you get this? Adrenochrome isn’t the kind of thing you can just buy. It comes from the adrenaline glands from a living human body.” I got it as payment from a client, …

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The Breakfast Club (Vast Practical Joke)

Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungover we’ve been bailed out we’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:00am (ET) (or …

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