April 9, 2018 archive

Donald Trump- Slumlord

Oh, and anti-Semite but you knew that already. You couldn’t pay me enough to live in one of Trump’s sleazy death traps (well, actually you could because I’m a terrible sell-out as you can see by my constant pleas for monetary support and the abundant and aggressive advertising on the site) but for some people …

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Jelly On The Belly

You know, when I look back on it I’ve had a remarkable number of medical procedures, though I suppose that’s only if you don’t consider my advanced age (120+), none of which included looking up my penis. As far as I know, I’ve been unconscious for a lot of them and nothing inspires confidence in …

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Fun Fact- The World Can Kill You Without Warning Like This– Or This– Have a great and wonderful day, eh?

The Breakfast club (Remember My Name)

Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungover we’ve been bailed out we’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:00am (ET) (or …

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So think about it. Some idiot from Kansas drops a house on your sister, kills her, and steals her shoes. Damn right I want your little dog too. Jeopardy Dreamer Weekend Update Your Inner Princess Black Panther