December 21, 2017 archive

I Need A Little ek’smas

Right this very minute. Je suis Patrick Dennis though I like to pride myself Gloria Upson can’t distract me by swishing her hips like a matador (What were you thinking Patrick? Wait, I know.). Well, sometimes you just need to woman up. Oh come all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant Only, you can’t. Bethlehem and …

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The Breakfast Night (A Long Winter’s Night)

Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungover we’ve been bailed out we’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:00am (ET) (or …

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