We’ll see, but the answer is likely to be, “Not very.” There are a couple of problems, the primary one (not a pun) is that nobody pays a damn bit of attention to platforms anyway, except of course your opponent, who will thoroughly analyse every piece of punctuation to see if any out of context …
May 2016 archive
May 25 2016
The Breakfast Club (A Long, Long Time Ago)
Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungover we’ve been bailed out we’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:30am (ET) to …
May 24 2016
The Daily Late Nightly Show (Back In Black Deux)
The New Guy Arianna Huffington Exclusive Extended Keystone Kops Trevor’s guests this week are- Monday 5/23: Rose Byrne Tuesday 5/24: Katie Couric Wednesday 5/25: Corey Pegues Thursday 5/26: Tip “T.I.” Harris Mr. Continuity What She Said Larry’s panelists this week are- Monday 5/23: Jennifer Bartels Tuesday 5/24: Esperanza Spalding Wednesday 5/25: Arianna Huffington Thursday 5/26: …
May 24 2016
Good News For Ohio Voters, For Now
This morning, a court in Ohio restored early voting days The U.S. District Court of Southern Ohio ruled Tuesday that the deep cuts to Ohio’s early voting days signed into law by Gov. John Kasich (R) are “unconstitutional and…accordingly unenforceable.” Judge Michael Watson sided with the Ohio Democratic Party, which had sued the state for …
May 24 2016
U.S. Primaries And Caucuses Are ‘An Erratic Clusterf**k Every 4 Years’
I’ve been saying this for years and I’m not alone, our system for selecting the person who will head the most powerful country in the world is in need of a major overhaul. I’m not saying this because my candidate is losing, I have no candidate in this race, except that the prospects of a …
May 24 2016
The Breakfast Club (Protesting)
Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungover we’ve been bailed out we’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:30am (ET) to …
May 23 2016
The Daily Late Nightly Show (Beyond too much Beastie Boys)
The Real Deal First Trimester Shut Up already ps. Andrew Jackson was an evil man Pobrecito You got to fight, for your right, to build a multi-Million dollar stadium on the taxpayer’s dime Have I mentioned I hate Mondays?
May 23 2016
The End Of The World
Allow me to briefly recapitulate. The London Interbank Offer Rate, or Libor as it’s commonly called, is supposed to be the interest rate international banks charge their most credit worthy customers, other banks. It is primer than prime and the basis for most other calculations of interest rates, the amount charged to purchase money, throughout …
May 23 2016
Just Because You’re Paranoid Doesn’t Mean You Don’t Have Real Enemies
Depression. Anxiety. Seasonal Affective Disorder. I have those, diagnosed by actual doctors. I’m not paranoid beyond what would be expected, yet I have people who hate me. Funny story, not hah hah funny, strange funny. I’m in the local Hospital because I’m 120+ years old and I get sick beyond the power of chicken soup …