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November 22, 2012 archive
Nov 22 2012
Nov 22 2012
‘Cannibal cop’ planned to kidnap, eat woman for Thanksgiving: prosecutor
By BRUCE GOLDING, The New York Post
8:48 AM, November 21, 2012
Forget white meat or dark meat – he wanted “girl meat” for Thanksgiving.
Gilberto Valle, the NYPD officer busted by the feds as an alleged cannibal wannabe, saw his alleged holiday hopes dashed yesterday when prosecutors said he’d planned to dine on human flesh tomorrow.
Public defender Julia Gatto argued that Valle’s online chats were only “sick, twisted” sexual fantasies he shared on the Web with like-minded fetishists.
Gatto said her own, reluctant investigation into her client’s “subculture” – which she likened to “Star Trek geeks and science-fiction movie guys who dress up and go to conventions” – had apparently uncovered the site Valle frequented.
“All over the Web site, it says: No matter how real this sounds, this is all fantasy,” she insisted.
It is well known that we now have the problem relatively under control.
Man pleads not guilty to cooking wife
Published: Nov. 22, 2012 at 8:51 AM
VISTA, Calif., Nov. 22 (UPI) — A California man pleaded not guilty to the murder of his wife, who police found dismembered, with body parts cooking on the stove and her head in the freezer.
Police found three pans of “meat” cooking on the stove and realized it was pieces of the victim, Anna Faris, 73, Deputy District Attorney Katherine Flaherty said. They found Faris’ head in a plastic bag inside the freezer and multiple pieces of freshly cut bone throughout the house.
“They also found a work area set up in the bathroom, with saws, a boning knife and other cutting instruments,” Flaherty said.
“There is no evidence of cannibalism at this time,” she added.
Nov 22 2012
For the 19th year UBS sponsored Big Balloons scurry through the corporate concrete canyons of Stamford Connecticut bringing the joy of greed and unaccountable villany through big bags of gas and vapid consumer marketing to impressionable children of all ages.
This year we have 12 bands, 6 floats, and 18 Balloons the newest of which, The Lorax, is a 40 foot tall celebration of how ‘green’ and environmentally conscious the good burghers are, represented by the 9 members of the Grand Marshal Team of first responders fresh from their contest with underwater squirrels.
Also new this year is Red from Fraggle Rock appearing with old favorites Oscar the Grouch, Clifford the Big Red Dog, The Very Hungry Caterpillar, Elmo, Billy Blazes, Kermit the Frog, Hagar the Horrible, Smurfette, Cookie Monster, Big Bird, The Cat in the Hat, Mr. Potato Head, Popeye, Scooby Doo, Garfield, Fred Flintstone, and Super Grover. The master of ceremonies is Alan Kalter of “The Late Show With David Letterman”.
There are also clowns to scare the youngest-
For the most part, the Auguste plays the fool. As Season explained, they’re the clowns that have no idea what they’re doing in their routine, blowing up a balloon backwards, or accidentally letting it go so it whizzes out of their hands. But in the end, their balloon is perfect.
White Face clowns know exactly what to do with their balloon, mini-bicycle or the bowling pins they’re juggling. They do everything right. But in the end, it’s a total disaster.
The two work together, playing off each other’s yin and yang. As the perfectionist White Face clown meticulously works with his props, the Auguste garners giggles through his trial and error. In the end, the White Face generates laughter from the audience with his failed exercise, while the Auguste rejoices in his Tada moment.
What? You say there’s another Big Balloon Parade?
Their mascot appears to be a windblown comb over about as convincing as Sam Puckett’s lip squirrel and they have a mere 16 Balloons following the retirement of Snoopy. The returning veterans are-
- Buzz Lightyear
- Charlie Brown
- Diary of a Wimpy Kid
- Kermit the Frog
- Kung Fu Panda
- Pillsbury Doughboy
- Ronald McDonald
- Sailor Mickey
- Sonic the Hedgehog
- SpongeBob SquarePants
with 3 new additions-
- The Elf on the Shelf
- Hello Kitty
- and Papa Smurf
They’ve also managed to find 12 bands to supplement their freezing cast of Broadway lip-syncers-
- Banda Musical Delfines, Veracruz, Mexico
- Father Ryan High School, Nashville, TN
- Kenton Ridge High School, Springfield, OH
- Macy’s Great American Marching Band, United States
- Niceville High School, Niceville, FL
- North Carolina A&T State University, Greensboro, NC
- NYPD Marching Band, New York, NY
- Oak Ridge High School, Conroe, TX
- Saratoga High School, Saratoga, CA
- United States Air Force Band & Honor Guard, Washington, DC
- University of Louisiana Lafayette, Lafayette, LA
- Wyoming All-State Marching Band, Wyoming
and 28 floats for 28 celebrities and 9 performance groups.
It’s nationally televised on CBS and NBC, I’m going to favor the CBS broadcast since NBC will repeat at 2 pm after the National Dog Show. It used to be that you could gain an advantage by watching CBS’ uptown coverage but so much of it is pre-canned and tape delayed it’s hard to get any continuity out of either presentation. If you want to see Broadway on Ice go with NBC’s Herald Square location.
Happy Thanksgiving all, I’ll be joining you again later for Throwball.
Nov 22 2012
This is your morning Open Thread. Pour your favorite beverage and review the past and comment on the future.
Find the past “On This Day in History” here.
November 22 is the 326th day of the year (327th in leap years) in the Gregorian calendar. There are 39 days remaining until the end of the year.
On this day in 1990, Margaret Thatcher, the first woman prime minister in British history, announces her resignation after 11 years in Britain’s top office.
Margaret Hilda Thatcher, Baroness Thatcher, LG, OM, PC, FRS (born 13 October 1925) served as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom from 1979 to 1990 and Leader of the Conservative Party from 1975 to 1990. Thatcher is the only woman to have held either post.
Born in Grantham in Lincolnshire, United Kingdom, Thatcher went to school at Kesteven and Grantham Girls’ School in Grantham, where she was head girl in 1942-43. She read chemistry at Somerville College, Oxford and later trained as a barrister. She won a seat in the 1959 general election, becoming the MP for Finchley as a Conservative. When Edward Heath formed a government in 1970, he appointed Thatcher Secretary of State for Education and Science. Four years later, she backed Keith Joseph in his bid to become Conservative Party leader but he was forced to drop out of the election. In 1975 Thatcher entered the contest herself and became leader of the Conservative Party. At the 1979 general election she became Britain’s first female Prime Minister.
In her foreword to the 1979 Conservative manifesto, Thatcher wrote of “a feeling of helplessness, that a once great nation has somehow fallen behind.” She entered 10 Downing Street determined to reverse what she perceived as a precipitate national decline. Her political philosophy and economic policies emphasised deregulation, particularly of the financial sector, flexible labour markets, and the selling off and closing down of state owned companies and withdrawing subsidy to others. Amid a recession and high unemployment, Thatcher’s popularity declined, though economic recovery and the 1982 Falklands War brought a resurgence of support and she was re-elected in 1983. She took a hard line against trade unions, survived the Brighton hotel bombing assassination attempt and opposed the Soviet Union (her tough-talking rhetoric gained her the nickname the “Iron Lady”); she was re-elected for an unprecedented third term in 1987. The following years would prove difficult, as her Poll tax plan was largely unpopular, and her views regarding the European Community were not shared by others in her Cabinet. She resigned as Prime Minister in November 1990 after Michael Heseltine’s challenge to her leadership of the Conservative Party.
Thatcher’s tenure as Prime Minister was the longest since that of Lord Salisbury and the longest continuous period in office since Lord Liverpool in the early 19th century. She was the first woman to lead a major political party in the United Kingdom, and the first of only four women to hold any of the four great offices of state. She holds a life peerage as Baroness Thatcher, of Kesteven in the County of Lincolnshire, which entitles her to sit in the House of Lords.
Nov 22 2012
As opposed to night which will be coming soon enough.
Most of my regular readers know that I look on Holiday blogging as a public service. Many times I need a distraction while I’m working or an excuse to get away from the crowd. That’s difficult when schedules are disrupted and regular habits and outlets are unavailable.
So I put these little research projects up to inform you of special events of interest and alternatives to absent activities.
Additionally today we’ll have special coverage of Big Balloon Parades and three Throwball games and as the weekend progresses other Holiday sports including the final Formula One of the season from Interlagos.
This particular piece covers the hours from 6 am to 6 pm. Feel free to contribute items I’ve overlooked.
Nov 22 2012
Well, some people are up getting set for tomorrow and since many of them are seldom awake at this hour I thought I’d point out some background programming.
I’m a little behind myself so this is an appetizer.
- CBS– David Letterman (Amy Poehler, Josh Hutcherson, Tegan and Sara)
- A&E– Duck Dynasty (marathon until 4 am)
- BBCA– The Man With The Golden Gun
- Discovery– Moonshiners (marathon until 3 am)
- Food– Restaurant: Impossible (marathon until 4 am)
- History– American Restoration (marathon until 4 am)
- H2– How the Earth Was Made (marathon until 4 am)
- SciFi– For Your Eyes Only
- TLC– Here Comes Honey Boo Boo (marathon until 3 am)
- BBCA– Luther (marathon until 6 am)
- Hub– Facts of Life (marathon until 4 am)
- Turner Classic– Wise Blood
- ESPN– Hoopies, Clippers @ Thunder
- ESPN2– Sports Center (until 6 am)
- Nat Geo– Ultimate Factories (marathon until 6 am)
- Turner Classic– The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter
Nov 22 2012
Those of you that read this regular series know that I am from Hackett, Arkansas, just a mile or so from the Oklahoma border, and just about 10 miles south of the Arkansas River. It was a rural sort of place that did not particularly appreciate education, and just zoom onto my previous posts to understand a bit about it.
Several folks who follow this regular series, my Pique the Geek one, and my Popular Culture one know that I often use obsolete or archaic spellings for certain, common words. This is intentional.
Perhaps it is no longer standard English to use these old words, but neither is it incorrect to do so. I do so partly out of respect whence came I (“whence” is “from where” in a single word, so if you say “from whence” it is sort of like saying “from from where”, sort like folks calling MSDSs “Material Data Safety Sheet Sheets” when they say “MSDS sheets”), but I am not being completely honest.
Another reason that I use them is to try to grab the attention of my readers. I find it interesting to read pieces from contributors who are sort of off the beaten track. I do not know if it works well for me or not. I do believe that my readers realize that I do this not out of ignorance for standard English, but sort of in protest of the conformity to it.
Am I an nonconformist? As Gibbs would say, “Ya think!?”
Following is a list of words that I often use that are not standard, but not incorrect, and then some recollections that I have for some of the old talk that NEVER was really correct. This is quite subjective, but here we go.