April 30, 2009 archive

Dr. Casey’s Swine Flu Tips for Humanz

Hai humanz, I’m Dr. Casey. I helpz answer yer questions about Swinez Flu.  So doan panick! I haz the answers u needz.

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My first recommendation is that you hidez in a cat food box for the next 3 months:

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(Be sure box haz lots of food inside.)

Doan worry, k?

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President Barack Obama: The First 100 Days

Journalist Pepe Escobar gives his unique (or maybe not so unique) perspective and evaluation of Obama’s first 100 days and his views of the “real” Barack Obama separated from Obama’s rhetoric, with particular emphasis on US foreign policy and relations.

It may be impossible to judge the 1461 days of a US Presidency based only on the first 100. Pepe Escobar argues at least a pattern may be discerned. President Obama remains hugely popular – but the man, cool, calm and collected, may be more exciting than his policies. Ever the consensus builder, the pragmatist President will need to take more risks if he wants to accomplish real change, as well as being regarded by the majority of the population as The Fixer. So far, on the financial crisis and on the torture controversy – two key themes of his first 100 days – he was not as daring as he was expected to be.

Real News Network – April 29, 2009

What makes Barack run?

100 days in power, from the Obama shuffle to the Obama doctrine


Dharmathon

Docudharma is running dangerously low on pixels, electrons and the color blue.

Our quills are worn down to nubs and the parchment maker has been sending his goons around to collect.

Zero point energy isn’t free ya know.

The world has threatened to stop making news for us to write about and Eric Holder is threatening to jail Bush and Cheney just to shut us down.

In other words…..I’m broke. I know times are tough for everyone, but an old wise man once told me that the best way to generate money was to move it out of your life as quickly as it came in. Keep the river flowing. And I promise to spend whatever you can spare as quickly as is humanly possible!

But I forbid you to give more than you can spare!

In other words….

No More Excuses: By Ralph Nader

Read it here: http://rjones2818.blogspot.com…

Pony Party: Caption This!

A selection of critters for you to caption: can’t wait to see what the dharmaniacs can come up with!

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As always, please feel free to leave your own pics, lols, or whatever in the comments.  And remember: Pony Party is an open thread.  Please do not rec the party.

Foreclosure Crisis: The Gov’t Response, Decoded

Foreclosure Crisis: The Gov’t Response, Decoded

from Alexandra Andrews, ProPublica, April 29, 2009 2:02 pm EDT

Getty ImagesBy now, you’ve probably heard about the Obama administration’s Making Home Affordable plan – the government’s most aggressive and wide-ranging attempt yet to stem the nationwide scourge of foreclosures. We’ll be tracking some homeowners as they make their way through the program, so we thought we’d lay out the plan in detail first.

We also wondered what was happening to the government’s other foreclosure-prevention efforts. Are borrowers still using them? FHA’s $300 billion Hope for Homeowners program isn’t seeing much action (so far, only a single homeowner has refinanced through the program), but some homeowners are finding relief through programs run by various government agencies, like the Department of Veterans Affairs.



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The U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development admits its ‘Hope for Homeowners’ program has fallen short.

Torture:Justice :: Changing Places or Changing Minds, Weekly Action Series #5

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crosspublished at the orange! 10am, ET

And the beat goes on.

After an extremely intense Torture News, (link to emptywheel’s Document Dump Timeline) week prior to this, these past few days have quieted down a bit. However, the noise makers continue to try to justify torture and we find ourselves sometimes in debates. I hope to take this week’s Action Diary to stress  how important it is that we continue having conversations and yelling louder about the realities of the crimes that have been carried out in our names. And, if we must argue, can we please try to keep it civil, amongst ourselves, in the “progressive” sphere…? Please?

Like most of the others, I was a seeker, a mover, a malcontent, and at times a stupid hell-raiser. I was never idle long enough to do much thinking, but I felt somehow that my instincts were right. I shared a vagrant optimism that some of us were making real progress, that we had taken an honest road, and that the best of us would inevitably make it over the top. At the same time, I shared a dark suspicion that the life we were leading was a lost cause, that we were all actors, kidding ourselves along on a senseless odyssey. It was the tension between these two poles – a restless idealism on one hand and a sense of impending doom on the other – that kept me going.

~HST, The Rum Diary

Rising Swine: Pandemic or Propaganda?

Is it just me or has the swine flu pandemic panic been a very fortuitous occurrence for one Richard B. Cheney and his fellow war criminal scum. It was only last week that the horrors of the torture memos were the order of the day and a pitched battle was being fought by activists and patriots over the waffling Obama administration’s ongoing failure to enforce the law. But then the word went out that we were all going to die and the media mongrels quickly snapped up the bullshit biscuits and stood on their hind legs begging for more. The torture memos are now a part of history, cast down the memory hole. It’s time to just move along as the Pope of Hope says, nothing to see here. We have work to do on our national rejuvenation you see and any sort of restoration of the law would be seen as a partisan witch hunt and reek of vengeance. Besides, our very own Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid, your illustrious and feckless Democratic leaders were privy to it all anyway.

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